Scarlet Fever

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Thought I'd touch base with our little poptart! Comment and review! Also shout-out to skylar641 for comparing me to freaking SUZANNE COLLINS!!! You have no idea what that meant to me :') anyway enjoy!

[The Avengers are online]

[Loki is online]

Loki: ....what is wrong with everyone?

Tony: Two words. Scarlet Fever

Loki: I thought that disease was nearly extinct....

Tony: No no no, not THAT Scarlet fever. I'm talking about my BABY Scarlet. It seems like everyone has fallen under her cuteness and caught Scarlet Fever.

Loki: Well how come you and I aren't effected?

Tony: She's my daughter and see her every day. So I have no undying need for her cuteness since I'm satisfied. There really is simple science to it

Loki: Well soooorrry if we all can't be science bros....so why aren't I effected?

Tony: Oh because you're heart is made of stone and I'm pretty sure you don't have tear ducts

Loki: -_-

Bruce: GAH SHE IS SO FREAKING ADORABLE

Steve: I JUST WANT TO DRESS HER UP IN A LITTLE CAPTAIN AMERICA COSTUME!!

Natasha: I HOPE MY BABY GROWS TO BE AS CUTE AS YOU!

Thor: SHE REMINDS ME OF A HOTDOG!!

Tony: The side effects of this disease can just be plain terrible

Loki: And scarring 0.0

Tony: Alright guys, cuteness is now officially over

Bruce: AWWWW WHAT NOOOO!!

Steve: Nooo! Let me love youuuuu!!

Natasha: She's the highlight of my day! Well except for the prison visits with Clint...

Thor: GOODBYE MY PRECIOUS NIECE!! Loki say goodbye to your godchild!

Loki: Ugh...goodbye Scarlet

Tony: Alright, I'm gonna take her to go have a play date with Optimus Prime's son Mustang and Spidey and Slendy's son Darvis

Bruce: I still don't understand that whole relationship...

Steve: Which one? Robots having a baby or two crazy guys having a baby?

Tony: While I'm gone, don't do ANYTHING stupid! Cause I wanna be there when the stupid happens too!

[Tony has logged off]

Natasha: I think I'm gonna look through scrapbooks and read fanfictions about Clint and I...

[Natasha has logged off]

Steve: .....so what now?

Bruce: .....wanna bust Clint out of prison?

Loki: HELLS YEAH

Thor: LET US FREE THE BIRD FROM THE CAGE!

[Everyone has left the Chatroom]

Yay! So avengers guys to the rescue! Comment please!

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