Avengers in a Chatroom!

Pet

Elloooooos! It's 8JustEnjoyLife8 here talking! How are ya'll doing? I know afte the last chapter some of you may be fizzed but NOT TO WORRY! The next few chapters are gonna be super funny! As in not much drama! Anyway, follow me on Instagram. My username is 8justenjoylife8! I post funny pictures and little sneak peaks at the next chapter on there so check it out! Enjoy!

[Tony is online]

[Bruce is online]

Bruce: Okay...you ready?

Tony: Let's blow this taco stand.

Bruce: Jurassic Park Experiment #1 beginning in three...two....

Tony: ONE!

[Jurassic Park Experiment #1 has exploded]

Bruce: ugh....what happened?

Tony: Aw man! It exploded!

Bruce: Dang...I really thought it would work!

Tony: IKR?! It makes so much sense in the movie!

Bruce: MY LIFE IS A LIEEEEE!!!

Tony: Wait just a minuet...did you feel that?

Bruce: Yeah...almost as if the ground was shaking...

Tony: O. M. G.

Bruce: What?

Tony: look. up.

Bruce: .....oh.....I see....

Tony/Bruce: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Tony: DINOSAUR!

Bruce: T-REX!!!

Tony: WE ARE SO GONNA DIE

Bruce: TONY I JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU BEFORE WE DIE...YOU ARE MY BEST FRIEND EVER!

Tony: I USED YOUR COMB TO BRUSH MY PUBIC HAIR!

Bruce: WHAT?!?!!?

[Steve is online]

[Fury is online]

[Dr. Reed] (A/N Dr. Reed is from the Fantastic Four)

Dr. Reed: You know I really like this place! Very spacious and scientific! Excellent space for my team to settle down. We've needed a base for awhile!

Fury: I'm sure that Avengers Tower will be home to your team in no-

Steve: HOLY POPTARTS IT'S A DINOSAUR!!!

Tony: HELP US!!

Bruce: GAH GAH GAH GAH GAH GAH GAH!!!

Tony: HOLY SH*T IT'S BREATHING FIRE NOW!!

Dr. Reed: You know...I'm not sure if we can handle a T-Rex...

Fury: NO PLEASE!!! THEY ONLY ACT LIKE THIS SOMETIMES I SWEAR!

Dr. Reed: I'll uh...give you a call....like never....

[Dr. Reed has logged off]

Fury: WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING.

Bruce: WE MAY HAVE ACCIDENTALLY BROUGHT A DINOSAUR BACK TO LIFE

Tony: IT WAS STEVE'S IDEA!

Steve: WTH?! I did nothing!

Fury: CAN SOMEONE PLEASE GET THIS LIZARD UNDER CONTROLL?!

Steve: Bruce why haven't you Hulked out yet?!

Bruce: The other guy is TERRIFIED of dinosaurs!

Tony: Lol seriously?

Fury: WE ARE IN A SITUATION HERE GENTLEMEN!

Tony: Oh! I know...

[Tony has invited Thor online]

Thor: What can I do for my fellow brethren today?!

Bruce: Well if you haven't noticed, THERE'S A DINOSAUR IN THE LAB!

Thor: GASP! Oh my GOOOOSH!! WHY DIDN'T ANYONE SAY MR. STARK HAD A PET DINOSAUR?!

Steve: Wait why would you want to know?

Thor: WHY WOULDN'T YOU WANT TO KNOW?! Oh come here you little baby waby ootsie tootsie!! DADDY WOULDN'T LET ME HAVE ONE AS A CHILD!!

Bruce: I find this disturbing...

Tony: But oddly entrancing...

Steve: Who knew Thor rubbing a T-Rex's belly could be so hypnotic...

Fury: would someone like to explain what tHE HELL IS GOING ON?!

Bruce: We were just experimenting...

Steve: *cough*drunk science*cough*

Tony: And then a dinosaur came out of one of our experiments!

Thor: CAN WE KEEP HIM?!

Tony: It's a she

Fury: WE ARE NOT KEEPING A GIANT CRAZY LIZARD WITH CRAZY ASS FIRE BREATHING POWERS.

Thor: AWWW BUT PWEASE?!???

Steve: I can see this totally backfiring on us one day...

Bruce: Thor having a pet dinosaur take a lot of responsibility! Like feeding it!

Thor: I HAVE PLENTY OF FROZEN HUNKS OF MEAT UNDER MY BED!

Steve: You have to make sure you give it enough love

Thor: I WILL LOVE HER UNTIL I PUKE RAINBOWS

Tony: You have to clean up after her GIANT DUMPS!

Thor: Not to worry Man of Iron! We already use waste from the toilets to create food for SHIELD!

Bruce: .....

Steve: I live off of that stuff...

Tony: lol then I guess you're FULL OF CRAP STEVE! XD

Fury: We cannot keep a T-REX as a pet!

Bruce: the Justice League just got a puppy!

Fury: IN WHAT WAY DOES THAT RELATE TO THIS?

Steve: What Banner is trying to say is, we need an animal mascot!

Fury: WHY. YOU SAVE THE WOLD. THAT'S IT. WHY DO YOU NEED A MASCOT.

Tony: Um because that's BAD ASS!

Thor: I SHALL NAME HER SHWOPTART! It's a mix between Shwarma and Poptart! SWOPTART!

Bruce: That's interesting...

Tony: He already name it Fury

Fury: I cannot believe I'm letting you all keep a dinosaur in this building...

Steve: OMG we should totally sick her on Loki!

Bruce: I have my video camera ready!

Thor: HOORAY!! C'MON SHWOPTART! LET US GO PRANK MY BROTHER WHO IS TAKING A SHOWER!

Fury: I need a vacation...

[Fury has logged off]

[Steve has logged off]

[Bruce has logged off]

[Thor has logged off]

Tony: Psst JARVIS!

JARVIS: There is no need to whisper sir. I am right here.

Tony: Yeah yeah I know! Now can you get Slender Man on the phone?

JARVIS: May I ask why sir?

Tony: Let's just say I'm calling in a favor...

[Tony has logged off]

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