BEST MOVIE EVER!

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[Steve is online]

[Bruce is online]

[Tony is online]

Tony: O____O Omfg

Steve: That movie...

Bruce: Was the best friggin movie EVER!!!

Tony: I looked so hot it that movie!

Steve: Pah-leaze, I had the most heartbreaking story.

Bruce: Well I looked sooooo EPIC in the fighting scenes!

Tony: I'm sorry Cap, but you barely did anything in that movie -___-

Steve: WTF I did a lot!!!

Tony: Yeah, but who put a Nuclear Missile in a portal filled with aliens?

Steve: *sigh* You did.

Tony: and who smashed a giant alien worm in the ground and punched Thor?

Steve: Bruce did...

Tony: That's right. Now shut up about how u had the best heartbreaking story or whatever!

[Natasha is online]

Natasha: So wat r we up to guys?

Tony: OMFG NAT U DONT KNOW

Natasha: Know what?

Bruce: OMG SHE DOESN'T KNOW

Natasha: >:( Know WHAT?!?!?

Tony: Open a new tab and look up, The Avengers Movie

Natasha: ...?

Steve: Oh god, she is goin to freak when she-

Natasha: WTF I LOOK NOTHIN LIKE THAT!!! WHY AM I ONLY USING GUNS? WHAT IS THIS!?

Tony: O lord, Natasha please stop! I. Can't. Stop. Laughing!

Bruce: u look great in that movie!

Natasha: you just think I look sexy because the outfit she wears makes her butt look rounder!

[Clint is online]

Clint: What makes who's butt rounder?

Tony: oh just Natasha's outfit in the NEW AVENGERS MOVIE!!

Clint: Aww SICK! Why didnt I come?

Steve: because no matter what movie we watch, you always say, " this is nothin to the Hunger Games books."

Bruce: Lol yeah you do!

Tony: Totes!

Clint: I do not

Natasha: I hate to agree with tony, but...

Clint: okay fine! Maybe I do that...but this is the Avengers movie!!

Steve: okay we'll take u tomorrow!

Natasha: take me also! I wanna get a good look at the actress that portrays me.

Bruce: ...why?

Natasha: uh...just because.

Clint: it's just a movie Nat! U don't have to put hit on the actor that plays u! Put it on the director!

Natasha: excellent idea Clint!

[Natasha has logged off]

Clint: ...I was kidding

Steve: oh no

Tony: no avengers 2 then? :"(

Bruce: u kno you have to wonder...

Tony: what?

Bruce: how did they know we like shwarma?

Steve: .........

Tony: ......

Clint: ......

Bruce: I'm scared 0.0

[Thor is online]

Thor: Fellow avengers! I have just seen the movie of our epic battles with my brother!

Tony: YOU WHAT?!?

Steve: Thor, for the love of God, why would u bring Loki with u?!?

Thor: I wanted to show him that he acted rudely to all of us.

Tony: Loki is a villian Thor! Do u honestly think that he's gonna care about a stupid movie!?

Thor: it seemed like a good punishment...

Bruce: hey Thor, where is Loki now?

Thor: oh he's right...uh oh.

Steve: uh oh? UH OH?!

Thor: I must leave avengers!

[Thor has logged off]

Steve: ...crap. We are so dead.

Tony: ahh don't worry about it! I bet u Fury won't find out!

[Fury is online]

Fury: STARK, BANNER, and ROGERS! Get your super butts down here before I send Agent Romanov to get you!

[Fury has logged off]

Bruce: ...So we definetley gonna see the movie against tomorrow right?

Tony: Oh yeah...

Steve: why do u guys always get me into trouble?

[Tony has logged off]

[Bruce has logged off]

[Steve has logged off]

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