Avengers in a Chatroom!

There's a Problem

So Fury has noticed that some of his Avengers are missing...

[Steve is online]

[Fury is online]

[Clint is online]

Fury: Gentlemen...we have a problem.

Clint: THE MICROWAVE IN THE LUNCHROOM IS BROKEN?!?

Steve: MY SUIT WON'T FIT ME ANYMORE?!?

Fury: NO YOU IDIOTS! We're missing our team!

Clint: ...huh...I guess I've noticed stark tower has been a bit quieter lately...

Steve: Yeah...no explosions in the lab, no modern music blasting...

Clint: You can't even hear the sound of Thor eating POPTARTS anymore!!

Fury: Exactly! So WHERE IS EVERYONE?!?

Steve: I don't know sir...everyone seems to have...vanished.

Clint: That's impossible! We put trackers in all of you!

Steve: ...huh?

Clint: Uh nvm

Fury: Something fishy is going on...I can feel it! Rogers! When's the last time Stark insulted you about your age?!

Steve: uh...not since two weeks ago sir!

Fury: Barton! How long has it been since Thor ate all of your Hunger Games cupcakes?!

Clint: -_- uh....about three weeks...why is this important?

Fury: Because I think that Stark, Thor, and Banner have all been...KIDNAPPED!

Steve: Gasp!

Clint: Lol wut?

Fury: I'm being serious!

Clint: Yeah id like to see someone capture three of the mightiest heroes (not to mention a monster with anger management issues) on EARTH! It can't be done by anyone!

Steve: It doesnt seem entirely plausible sir...

Fury: Maybe not someONE...but someTHING!

Clint: ....The Avengers 2 premier?

Fury: NO! I'm talking about Slender Man!

Steve: *screams like a girl*

Clint: OH HELL NO! NOT HIM AGAIN!!

Fury: He seems to be in town...and he really hates you guys...

Steve: Gah! I. Have. To. HIDDEEE!

Fury: No Rogers! Don't go out alone! That's how he'll-

[Steve has logged off]

Fury: -catch you...

Clint: Damn it! We lost Steve!

Fury: Barton just stay calm and-

Clint: OH NO!!

Fury: WAT?!

Clint: NATASHAAAAA! I HAVE TO GO PROTECT HER!!

Fury: You can't go alone!

Clint: What choice do I have?! I have to go protect her!

Fury: Barton-

Clint: No fury! I LOVE HER!

[Clint has logged off]

Fury: God Damn it!!

[Slender Man is online]

Slender Man: Why director fury...what a lovely surprise!

Fury: Grrr...give my team back to me!

Slender Man: or what? All your assets are LOST! YOU have LOST Fury!

Fury: Not quite...

[Loki has been invited to the chatroom]

Loki: what do you people want from meeee?

Slender Man: Ah Loki...

Loki: 0-0 Fury...what's goin on?!

Fury: Slender Man has captured all of the Avengers!

Loki: Wow really? Well bravo to you sir! Please tell me your secret!!

Slender Man: Oh it wasn't that hard...they are all a bunch of morons!

Loki: Hey that's what I said!

Fury: Loki, I know we don't like each other...but you have to help!

Loki: um...WHY? You guys treat me like crap all the time!!

Fury: BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T HELP I WILL TELL EVERYONE YOUR SECRET

Loki: Gasps...you...wouldn't...DARE!

Fury: Oh I would! I didn't know getting a god drunk was so worth it! It took about a dozen bottles of vodka but hey! It was all worth it!

Slender Man: Lol what's this secret?

Loki: Gah! You have me fury! I will help...

Slender Man: Oh in that case...

Fury: YOU STAY BACK! I AM TIRED OF YOUR MOTHERFUCKIN GAMES IN THUS MOTHERFUCKIN CHATROOM!! NO! NOOOO!

[Fury has logged off]

Slender Man: I shall see you soon Loki...

[Slender Man has logged off]

Loki: ...*gulps*

[Loki has logged off]

DUN DUN DUNNNNN! Loki has to save da day! But how is he gonna fight a villain who took out the HULK?! What happened to the Avengers?!? Comment please!