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Happy Newt Year!

PJO & HoO
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Percy: You know how if I touch water it heals me, right?

Annabeth: Yeah, why?

Percy: Would it be the same to you if you touch a dictionary?

Annabeth:

Percy:

Annabeth:

Percy: It was a serious question.

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Annabeth: Hey Percy, wanna watch the game?

Percy: Sure, who's playing?

Annabeth: The Titans and the Giants.

Percy:

Annabeth:

Percy: I hate football.

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Persassy Jackson

Annafab Chase

Jason Graceful

Pipulous Mclean

Leovely Valdez

Hazelicious Levesque

Frank Amazhang

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Rachel's hair is red,

Thalia's eyes are blue,

Annabeth's in Tartarus,

And Percy is too.

Everyone is terrified,

Characters old and new,

But the heroes will be saved,

By the Argo II crew

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3 words to describe yourself?

Jason: Brave, proud and Roman!

Hazel: Quiet, shy and determined?

Frank: Awkward, clumsy and... help me out guys.

Leo: After counting my toes I can conclude that that was 7 words, not 3.

Percy: First of all, Frank, the word you are looking for is BEAST! And second, why do you count your toes?

Leo: Because I need my fingers to point at my toes so I don't loose track. And it would just be weird if my toes were keeping track of how many fingers!

Annabeth: Yeah, that's the ONLY weird part.

Leo: Whatever. My three words are HOT HOT HOT!

Percy: Hmm... Mine are Percy, Is and Sexy!

Annabeth: Not as good as Sea, Weed and Brain.

Seaweed Brain: Hey!

Annabeth is cooler than Percy: Wait- WHAT?

Kelp face: Annabeth! Are you changing my name!

Annabeth: Maybe.

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What if one of the chapters in BOO were told from Coach Hedge's POV:

Chapter II

HEDGE

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