Harry Potter
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But seriously do you ever think that all those who died in the battle of Hogwarts probably went on the chocolate cards. And Teddy opening one before going one before going on the train to Hogwarts and seeing his parents smiling at him, so they were actually there to see him off on his first year.
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The Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them movie starts: The Marauders are chatting and being fantastic as always. They are the fantastic beasts. It was a Marauders movie all along.
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*interrupts history teacher* when are we talking about the Battle of Hogwarts though
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Harry: *dies and goes to heaven* Hi dad!
James:
Harry: Why are you glaring at me like that? I saved the world-
James:
Harry: ...Mum?
Lily:
Harry: .........Sirius?
Sirius:
Harry: Uhhh Profesor Lupin, I mean Remus-
Remus: Oh now you remember my name, huh?
Harry: Wait so this is abo-
James: yOU NAMED YOUR SON AFTER SNIVELLUS!?!
Fangirl/Fanboy stuff:
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IF YOU THINK YOU CAN WIN ME OVER BY TAKING ME SHOPPING FOR ANIME MERCH YOu are absolutely right
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Me: And that, children, is a ship.
Daughter: Did you ship you and daddy?
Me: No, I did not. I shipped myself with a certain sarcastic alien named Ten but unfortunately I got stuck with your father.
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I go into the bookstore to buy one book. ONE book. Somehow I end up leaving with five. Oops.
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Me: Actually, I'm not that obssesed over my otp/anime/tv shows
Brain: ಠ_ಠ
My family: ಠ_ಠ
The entire world: ಠ_ಠ
Me: You got me there
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You know you're deep in a fandom when your phone stops autocorrecting things from it
Worse yet, it starts autocorrecting things from it into capslock
Legend
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Daniel dyed his hair brown for a period of time while in Antartica because he wasn't comfortable with the fact that people knew 'Day' yet he didn't.
Percy Jackson
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"Oh you thought I was Rick Riordone?"
-Uncle Rick on his new series
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Leo: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? ;))
Reyna: No but it'll hurt when I punch you to hell.
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"I was hoping they'd put up flyers like they do for lost cats. Missing one stunningly attractive teenage boy. Answers to 'Percy' or 'Hot Stuff'
-Percy, Son of Neptune
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Plot twist:
The Percy Jackson books are written in greek.
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Mother,
Percy Jackson and his friends gave me a boo boo. Please kill him.
Love,
Kronos.
Doctor Who
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"Remember in the third episode of Doctor Who when the Doctor was all "Woah Rose hold the frick up you have to dress like you're from this time period" and then after that episode they never did that again?"
Please, he just wanted to see her in that dress.
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THE TRIALS OF APOLLO
COVER
AN EXCERPT
I LEAVE IT TO YOU IN LINK BECAUSE ME LOVE YA
ENJOY (I cried tears of joy)
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So this happened a while ago... like a few months ago, but I really wanted to name a chapter Potternomore so in CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED THIS HORRIFIC THING, I'll tell ya nice and clear:
POTTERMORE IS FREAKING ERASED OHMYFREAKINGFODS HOW COULD THEY ALL THE POTIONS AND SPELLS AND STORIES ARE GONE FRICK WHY DO THEY DO THIS AGHHKLDNDWEKLS
It's replaced by news and klunk now wow... not really but I want the old site back *cries*
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GOTC: Who would be the two characters in this situation?
In a haunted house:
A: Are you scared?
B: No
A: It's ok I got you fam
A: *stomps*
A: *sneakers light up*
A: Ok lets go
QOTC: Are you crying rn? BECAUSE SPOILERS PERCY MY BECAUTIFUL BLUE CUPCAKE HUSBAND IS BACK IN TRIALS OF APOLLO READ THE EXCEPT I SO GRACIOUSLY GAVE YOU OHMYGODS I CAN'T BREATHEE
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Okay bye before I die
May the force be ever in your favor
*swoosh swoosh wham* (that was my green lightsaber meeting yours)
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