The Fault In Our Stars
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It's a metaphor, you see; you put the textbook in front of you, but you don't give it the power to actually teach you anything
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It's a metaphor, see: you hold a pen with your homework in front of you, but you don't give it the power to do it's killing
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Where can I buy an Ansel Elgort because dayumm
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Gus: So your name is Four.
Tobias: Yes. More like a nickname.
Gus: So your name is a metaphor
Tobias: Will you stop
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"Ok" and "okay" sound different in my head
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*puts metaphor between teeth* it's a cigarette
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The TFIOS movie is so close I can almost taste the tears I will cry while watching it
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Divergent meets TFIOS:
Tris: Hey! You stole my face!
Hazel: Is that what I look like without my nose nubbins and long hair?
Tobias: Hey, look, it's Caleb.
Augustus: Pardon me?
Caleb: Why do we look the same?
Tobias: Two pairs of Caleb and Tris...
Tris: Well me and Caleb are siblings
Hazel: We're boyfriend and girlfriend
Augustus: *Sticks unlit cigarette in his mouth*
Caleb: Get that out of my mouth! Well your mouth...
Tobias: I'm so confuesed... I need cake.
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I hope you realize you being fictional will in no way lesson my affection for you
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I swear if teen girls start walking around with unlit cigarettes in their mouths after The Fault In Our Stars movie sh*t will go down
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"What if the voice inside your head is your soulmate?"
"Somebody write this novel right now."
John Green: I volenteer!
"Don't volenteer John Green, he will kill the soul mate."
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The Maze Runner
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At least Newt's story ended with a bang ahahahahahaha
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"Why?" Thomas desperately wanted to hear about what happened out in the Maze.
Minho threw his hands up. "Dude. I told you. Patience. Wait for General Alby."
Something in his voice lessened the blow, and Thomas made his decision. He liked Minho.
-HE LIKED MINHO
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TMR pickup lines:
• Are you from the Scorch? Because you're sizzling HOT
• Do you have the Flare? Because you're driving me crazy
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