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Happy Birthday Katniss!

Harry Potter
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Where do you buy a dark lord?

At the voldemart

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In all the books Katniss pees once.

Still better than seven years and Harry only taking one bath.

And someone has to actually tell Harry to have a bath.

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Sometimes I just wanna "Wingardium Leviosa" Muggles into space

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"You read too much, Hermione," said Ron,

Me: excuse me Ron?
No one can read too much!
*snaps fingers in Z formation*

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Reminder that Ginny Weasley married her celebrity crush

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THG & Fangirl:
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So I did the math and during The Hunger Games, not including the Quarter Quell, the Capitol killed 1,725 kids

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*continues to ship otp even after one of them has died*

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Me: Do you like the book I shared you?
Friend: *screams*
Friend: *slams book on the table*
Friend: * shakes my shoulders*
Friend: WHY?? WHY?!
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me: Oh, you're in THAT part

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My internet was down for 5 minutes so I went downstairs and spoke to my family

They seem like nice people

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Do you wanna write a fanfic?
Or post some pictures on my blog?
I think a new series is overdue,
I've started talking to the posters on my wall
(Hang in there Four)

It gets a little lonely,
all these re-read books,
just watching my favorite characters dieeeeeee.

Do you wanna write a fanfic?
It doesn't have to be a fanfic.
(Ew no you weirdo)
Okay bye

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Dear Millionares, if you don't have a bookshelf that spins into another room, give me your money because you're spending it wrong.

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Internet friends are kinda like illegally downloaded friends. You don't get the physical copy but you still get all the great content

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What if Haymitch's name isn't Haymitch.

What if his name is Mitch and everyone just says "hey" when they greet him.

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Wearing fandom shirts in public as a mating call

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Shipping is stupid

Shipping is banned

No more shipping ever for anybody

Stop shipping

If you want to buy a package off of ebay you freaking walk to Hong Kong and get it

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I imagine bumping into my internet friends on the street like "sor-YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

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You know how teachers say to read 20-40 minutes a day?
I read 20-40 minutes a day...

18282 times a day...

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There are two typed of people in this world:

1. Fangirls/ Fanboys

2. The ones who made a very bad decision not be one

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I'm so done with this book

*continues reading*

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Otp more like

OH
THE
PAIN

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Divergent:
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Tobias knows where to find me... when he needs me

*leaves a trail of Dauntless cake to house*

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*seductively walks up to a hot person at a party* so what faction are you in?

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I'd buy a audio book of Theo James reading the dictionary

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If Tobias met the fangirls he would have to change his name to Five.

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Cake: you cut me

Four: I meant to

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New Theoderant
Man smell

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3 words every fangirl wants to hear:

Hi, I'm Uriah.

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My hair is Divergent.
It cannot be controlled.

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Person: hey what are you reading?

Me: *whispers* they call it Divergent.

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The Fault In Our Stars:
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My hair is messy, and so is my life.

It's a metaphor.

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-The sauce in our pizza

-Extra cheese? Extra cheese.

-That's the thing about pizza. It demands to be eaten

-I ate my pizza the way you drink your coke. Slowly, then all in one bite

-Some pizzas are bigger than other pizzas

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It's a metaphor you see; you put the textbook in front of you, but you don't give it the power to teach you anything

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"ok" and "okay" sound different in my head

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"Omg Shailene and Ansel are siblings in one movie and a couple in another. That's so weird"

Yeah it's almost like they're acting or something

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Heyo Guys like last chapter?

I warned for feels! So don't complain to me. Agreed?

But yeah today is Katniss's birthday!!!
I hope this is true because it's all over instagram. (May 8th)

(SPOILER TMR-TDC)
I FINISHED THE DEATH CURE AND I'M SO HAPPY MY SHIP MADE IT YAY!! I am sort of sad for Teresa. Like really sad. But oh well. BRENDA AND MINHO ARE THERE SO YAYYYY THANK YOU CHANCELLOR PAIGE!

QOTC: what is your favorite ship?

A: this is so hard for me. I'm thinking about Brenmas (TMR) just Fourtris and Augustus and Hazel's love comes and goes too fast!

So my answer is Brenmas and Everlark. Yup TWO answers for the author and one for the readers haha!

P.S I'm on exams so I won't update in some time.

May the.... Ugh

Bye!