ONLY The Fandom Stuff

HARRYWEEN

Fangirl/fanboy stuff
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The struggles of being in a fandom:

He's your son,

But you're also in love with him,

But you ship him with someone else

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*Throws open the doors to Barnes and Noble*

LOVE IS AN OPEN DOOR

LIFE COULD BE SO MUCH MORE

WITH YOU *grabs a book*

WITH YOU *grabs another*

WITH YOU *and another*

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The only thing faster than light is a fangirl who hears her idol come on the tv in another room.

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When you see someone attractive but they're a fictional character that you can never be with:

#hot dammit

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When you see someone hating on your favourite fandom and suddenly your hidden math skills finally begin to work as you contemplate the diameter of the grave you'll be digging

Harry Potter
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October 31 is:

10% Halloween

90% The day James and Lily Potter were brutally murdered

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McGonagall wasn't dreading the next generation of Potter and Weasley kids. She however, was keeping track of how many of them would be attending Hogwarts all at once so that she could start to plan out Gryffindor's generic all star Quidditch team.

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James faced Voldemort without a wand right? What if he got one punch in before he died? What if James punched Voldemort's nose off?

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So what if Teddy gets really mad at George and he wants to mock what George said so he morphs into an exact copy of George to make fun of him and doesn't understand why George starts to cry.

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Can you imagine Harry going to kindergarten and James having to go to the parent-teacher meeting on his own because Lily had to work?

James walks in and he's surrounded by middle-aged men, some with receding hairlines, some completely bald, some with pot bellies and others with beards and shirts tucked into their slacks.

And then there's James in jeans and Converse shoes with a band t-shirt and leather jacket with a full head of black messy hair because he's 25 damn it and he doesn't need to start wearing slacks and button down shirts yet.

And everyone silently thinks that he must be a lazy or uncaring father but then Harry walks in like, "Hi Dad!!" And runs to hug his father and James has THE BIGGEST SMILE on his face and he picks Harry up and hugs him.

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*Looks at grades*

Wingardium Leviosa!

Percy Jackson
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Someone asks on twitter: Would you do a series w/ Aztec gods?

Rick responds: Idk. Those names. Like: "Oh, no, it's Xiutecuchalchiuxantitezatitlahuizcalpantechuli!"

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I SWEAR I AM NOT CUTE/SWEET

DON'T CALL ME THAT

I AM EVIL

I AM THE SHADOWS IN THE NIGHT

FEAR ME

- Nico di Angelo if he ever gets a tumblr

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Pretty sure Jason constantly says "Wow, you blew me away!" to people and causes the wind to pick up enough to actually blow him away.

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Will: Oh Nico I see you're injured again

Will: I hear making out is a great new healing technique

Will: Especially with sons of Apollo

Will: Oh hey I'm a son of Apollo

Will: Wanna try it out

Will: For completely medical reasons of course

Will: *whispers* Medical reasons

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You've heard of Persassy, now get really for...

Swagnus Chase

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Everyone knows that if Rick had given annabeth special powers, she would've been able to kill Hera and been replaced as the main character because she would be so powerful.

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The "I read the whole series in less than two days, and now can't separate the events of individual books" problem

And then the "I've read so much fanfic for this series, I can't remember what really happened in the books" struggle

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What if every god in every religion exists?

Like Egyptian, Hindu, and Greek gods are all chillin on some clouds and since every deity has something to control in the mortal world they get into fights on who's turn it is to do the job since there's more than one

"Apollo it's my turn to rise the sun!"

"Ra, for the last f*cking time you did it last week."

#disney what are you waiting for

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Did you hear about the prank Arachne pulled on Percabeth?

They totally fell for it.

Doctor Who
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I have a small* obsession with Doctor Who.

*it's bigger on the inside

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If weeping angels only move when you're not looking, then nobody has ever seen the way they move... so for all we know they could skip or twirl or aggressively chicken dance toward a person, just really quickly...

Maybe the reason they're always weeping is because no one ever sees their sick moves

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Are you a weeping angel?

Cause I can't take my eyes off you.

Sherlock
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So Benedict says he wants to do Sherlock for another 15 years?

Wow that's like, 6 new episodes to look foward to!

#I laughed and then I cried

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Happy Harryween! How many of you remembered yesterday was the day my OTP died??

Siriusly, It's impossible to have fun on a day like this.

OFTC: What was your costume (If you did dress up)?: I was Marceline from Adventure Time :)

GOTC: Choose an OTP and comment what they would be dressed up as!

James and Lily would be dressed as Jack Skellington and Sally. I saw them like this in a drawing from Viria and I absolutely loved it!

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I know Halloween was yesterday but today is Día de los Muertos so it still counts!

May the odds be ever in your favor...

bye :)