Lets do this:
-We should all bring sugar cubes to the premier of Catching Fire instead of popcorn.
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Things that make me happy: books
Things that make me sad: books
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What I do:
*reads last sentence again*
*closes book*
*deep sigh*
*screams*
*throws book out the window*
*jumps out the window after it*
*writhes in pain while clutching the book*
*cries and rocks it back and forth*
*puts it back down on the shelf*
*deep sigh*
*calls friend* "read this"
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Me reading at 1am:
Okay I'm gonna stop after this paragraph
Me: Okay after this one
Me: This one
Me: Okay I'm done. No more... Well... There's only seven more pages in this chapter, I might as well finish
Me: WHAT?! OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT THIS CHAPTER ENDED THAT WAY!!...... I guess there's no harm left if I start this chapter.......
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❤= 1 kiss
Number of kisses in the movie:
❤
Number of kisses in the book:
❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ Ect....
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Me: But mom! I don't want to eat that!
Mom: There are starving kids in district 12, now finish your meal!
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REASONS WHY PRESIDENT SNOW SUCKS:
1: He's evil
2: He destroyed district 12
3: He killed Finnick
4: He is power-hungry
5: He killed Finnick
6: He smells bad (yes he does, like blood....)
7: He hijacked Peeta
8: He killed Finnick
9: He's sadistic
10: HE KILLED FINNICK!!!
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Mom: Honey! You got a package in the mail
Me: Yes! Haymitch finally got me a sponsor!
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Katniss- Girl on fire!
Peeta- Boy with the bread!
Gale- ......
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How my day went:
1. I woke up
2. I saw Josh Hutcherson
3. I met Josh
4. He followed me on twitter
5. We started dating
6. We got married
More like.... 2,3,4,5,6 and 1
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