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THE FAULT IN OUR STARS TODAY!!!

I want the TFIOS movie, but at the same time I don't want the TFIOS movie

Do you see my problem?

"Isaac can't"

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*rips out page 250*

*puts page 250 between teeth* It's a metaphor

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*puts blindfold*
*falls down stairs*

Dad: God, what are you doing?

Me: I don't want to see a world without Augustus Waters

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Harry Potter
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You had me at
"Hello"

And lost me at
"I don't like Harry Potter"

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James: Heyyy BFF, you should totally be our secret keeper right?

Sirius: Nah dude. My animagus form, my innermost soul, is a dog, the most loyal animal ever. You should probably go with a guy that turns into a rat instead, the universal symbol of betrayal.

James: Ahh yeah dude you're right omg kay cool thanks bro

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Dear Sirius,

Lily found a small black pup by the river today. She wanted to name is Toto. Al was insisting on the name Fluffy. But James just held up the pup to eye level and grinned, "Hey, Padfoot."

From,
Harry

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Do you think Sirius ever ate Remus or James or Peter's homework as a joke?

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Both Sirius and Fred, Hogwarts pranksters from different generations. Died laughing.

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If you had to choose between world peace and Hogwarts which one would you choose?

"Does this put us all in Slytherin"

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Having one of those days when your hair looks like Hagrid's.

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Voldemort: Hey I just killed you
Voldemort: And this is crazy
Voldemort: Why are you still alive
Voldemort: you stupid baby

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Weasley is our king,
Weasley is our king.
He didn't let the Quaffle in,
Weasley is our king!

Weasley can save anything,
He never leaves a single ring,
That's why Gryffindors all sing,
Weasley is our king!

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IDK, ask Hermione

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Imagine if Sirius have raised Harry and he sent a Howler to him in his second year for driving a flying car to school

"I'M NOT EVEN MAD. THAT WAS A BRILLIANT IDEA! YOU REMIND ME OF YOUR DAD. MERLIN'S BLOODY BALLS!

And Remus in the background "Sirius no."

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Harry Potter and the crazy rock

Harry Potter and the Hogwarts basement

Harry Potter and the guy who went to jail

Harry Potter and the big fire cup

Harry Potter and the secret club no one can know about

Harry Potter and the vandalized book

Harry Potter and the triangle, circle, stick thing

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Parents: *flipping through channels when Harry Potter comes on ABC Family

[the theme song comes on]

Parents: Oh dear God

-shuffle shuffle-

-scratch shuffle shuffle scratch-

-shuffle CRASH shuffle BANG CRASH-

Me: *falls downstairs and crashes through door*

Me: I HEARD THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE

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The Fault In Our Stars TODAY!!!! (Actually yesterday...) BUT OMG OMG OMG OMG I CAN'T EVEN!

^ obviously I'm doing all that drama because LIKE BLOODY ALWAYS, THE MOVIE IS NOT OUT WHERE I LIVE. I'LL COME OUT WHEN ISAAC GET'S HIS VISION BACK!

Breathe, breathe. *breathes*

I have two questions today :)

1. If you already say the movie, what rate to you give it from 1-10?

2. (Harry Potter question)
What type of blood are you:

-Pureblood

-Half-blood

-Muggle-born

How to know which blood line you have:

1. Ask your parents if they have read the WHOLE Harry Potter series.

2. If both your parents say yes, you're a Pureblood, yay!

3. If only one of your parents say yes, then you're a Half-blood, awesome!

4. And if both your parents say no, then your Muggle-born. Whoo hoo!

(WARNING: to answer this question you have to be a wizard/witch! And to be a wizard/witch you have to have read all the books of Harry Potter or know for sure your gonna finish them and you are reading them now. :) (seeing the movies does not count, not even if your parents saw the movies)

I'm a Half-blood btw, my mom's a witch!

(UPDATED THIS: OMG this is real funny. I had wrote my mom was a wizard, not a witch. XD thanks for the one who pointed it out! MY MOM'S A WOMAN OKAY PEOPLE. SHE'S NO MAN.).

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Have fun crying without me when watching TFIOS.

May the tears be ever in your favor,

Bye!