The hunger games: the world will be watching
Catching fire: the world will be sobbing
Mockingjay: the world will be left in emotional turmoil that they will never recover from
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How I would do in the hunger games:
Announcer: 5, 4, 3-
Me on the platform: *trips*
BOOM.
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Where's Finnick?
Odair he is!
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THIS PICTURE OF JOSH HUTCHERSON CAN NOT BE DISPLAYED DUE TO OVER SEXINESS
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Katniss: Breaks the arena
Gamemaker: we've lost power.
President Snow: Did you try turning it off and back on again
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Friend: what are you doing?
Me: what does it look like? I'm watching Josh Hutcherson a.k.a my husband sleep.
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Adults: any thoughts on careers?
Me: Marvel was an idiot
Adults:
Me: but I like Cato
Adults:
Me: What kind of name is Glimmer?
Adults:
Me: I'd hate to be in an arena with Clove
Adults:
Me:
Adults:
Me: oh you mean a job.
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"Catching Fire was hella awesome."
- Jesus probably
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Me at school:
Teacher: so, in 1861 there was a rebellion-
Me: REBELLION?! The districts rebelled against the Capitol.
Teacher: Is something the matter?
Me: no, not at all.
Teacher: as I was saying. There was an uprising in-
Me: DISTRICT 8!
Teacher: you will get detention if you go on like that!
Me: I just can't afford to think like that.
Teacher: you have gone too far *slams hand on desk*
Me: THAT IS MAHOGANY!!
Teacher: ...
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When my friends say they are a true Hunger Games fan after watching the movie:
Me: who's Madge
Friend: there's no one called Madge in the hunger games gosh! And you call yourself a fan!
Me: lord please help me
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Peeta is mentioned 1,671 times throughout the series
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