Peeta: See Katniss the way the whole 'friend' thing works is that you have to tell each other deep stuff
Katniss: The deep stuff.
Peeta: Yeah.
Katniss: Like what?
Peeta: Like... what's your favorite color?
Katniss: Oh, you've stepped over the line
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1 vote= 1 punch for President Snow
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There are 7 billion people on this planet and only one gets to marry Josh.
May the odds be ever in your favor.
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Ceasar: So tell me, is there a special 'someone' back home?
Me: no, not really.
Ceasar: I don't believe it or a second. Pretty girl like you, tell me.
Me: well there is this one guy that I've had a crush on forever.
Ceasar: I'll tell you what. You go out there and win this thing- then he'll have to like you. Right folks?!
Me: I don't think winning will help me- in my case
Ceasar: and why's that?
Me: becau- because he's fictional
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Teacher: Katniss, if you had 10 plates of lamb stew and someone asked you to give them 3 how many would you have?
Katniss: 10
Teacher: and what if the person took it forcefully from you
Katniss: 10 and a dead body
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*me at a bookstore*
Well I own a fandom account sir, so I believe I deserve a discount on this book
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Me: *walks past bookstore*
Me: *breathes heavily*
Mom: no.
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Mom: you think all these actors are so hot now? In 10 years you'll be sitting back and saying-
Me: look kids, it's your father!
Mom: what?
Me: what?
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Dear Katniss,
I am here taking care of Prim. Just watch Annie and the little boy. Alright? I would love to offer you a sugar cube now. Maybe I'll send one down.
Sincerely,
Finnick.
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Person: OMG! Who saw The Hunger Games 2?! You know, Peter and Katie are totes in love. I didn't read the books, but Suzie Colons is a genius!
Me: here have some berries, you'll love them!
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This thanksgiving I am grateful for:
-Catching Fire
-Jennifer Lawrence
-Josh Hutcherson
-Suzanne Collins
-Jena Malone
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Roses are white,
Nightlock is blue,
It's called Catching Fire,
Not The Hunger Games 2.
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Meeting Josh Hutcherson:
Josh: hello.
Me:
Josh:
Me:
Josh:
Police: so she just died?
Josh: basically
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Me: *sees Catching Fire*
...
Me: is it November 2014 yet?
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Me: The Hunger Games
Me: The Hunger Games
Me: The Hunger Games
Me: The Hunger Games
Friend: stop saying The Hunger Games!
Me: Catching Fire
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Perfect boys only exist in books
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Me: I think I need something...
Boy: me?
Me:
Boy:
Me: no, a new book.
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I still wonder what happened to the rest of the world.
Do they still have conversations?
France: anyone heard from America lately?
Mexico: same old, same old. They're still sending out children to fight to the death in a reality show.
UK: shouldn't we do something about it?
China: Just leave them. At least they're not annoying us.
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My brain:
%2 phone numbers
%3 friends names
%5 school knowledge
%90 fangirl-related things
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Old generation: you were named after your grandfather.
Now generation: you are named after a celebrity.
Future generation: you will be named after a fictional character.
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