What's Jennifer Lawrence's favorite season?
fall.
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For a bookworm, I spent an awful lot of time on the internet
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Katniss: stay with me Peeta!!!1!!!1!
Peeta's brain: HOLY BREAD DID SHE JUST-
Peeta's brain: SHE DID
Peeta's brain: OKAY OKAY BE COOL BE COOL
Peeta: always bby
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I want to go to a bookstore and sit there and read and then have a boy walk up to me and comment on the book I'm reading and then he'll sit down with me and talk to me about it and we'll fall in love and get married and read books together like is that too much to ask?
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All the fangirls should just move into one country and completely take over. Our flag can be made out of tears, and we can divide ourselves into cities based on our fandoms! In the center there will be the shining multi-fandom capitol surrounded by 12 other fandoms that send one fangirl and fanboy to compete in the editing games to the DEATH WHOOP-DE-DOO ITS THE DIDDLY DARN HUNGER GAMES
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happy has five letters books has five letters
Coincidence? I. THINK. NOT.
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Me: ah it's 2014. New year, new life. This year im gonna pay more attention to my responsibilities and limit my time on the internet
Me: loljk
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Me: no one really needs me
Books: I do. I need you.
Me: actually my homework needs me. And I need to do it because-
Books: shhhh.... Katniss needs you... Harry needs you... Percy needs you... Tris needs you...
*the next day*
Teacher: why didn't you do the homework?
Me: my books are very persuasive
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Grandma: So who is this lovely guy on the poster?
Mom: NO
Dad: NO
Siblings: NO
Dog: NO
Obama: NO
Me: So, it all began in year...
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Someone: "I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE HUNGER GAMES 3!!"
Me: *slaps repeatedly across the face with my hardback Mockingjay book*
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I'd rather volenteer myself for tribute in the hunger games than go to school tomorrow
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Me in the movie theater:
*whispers to friend*
Me: you know in the book they actually...
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My dad was complaining about buying me books yesterday and I said "well at least it's books" and then the cashier goes "yeah it could be drugs"
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DIVERGENT JOKES
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Me in st. Patrick's day:
"Hey look! It's a
FOUR LEAF CLOVER!"
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Theo James is perfect
Nobody is perfect
Therefore, Theo is nobody
Nobody loves me
So Theo loves me
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Lady Tips for Guys #46
Read Divergent and do what Tobias does.
But don't throw knives at her. Chances are you're not a Dauntless prodigy.
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KISS ME
I'M
TOBIRISH
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DO NOT READ THE NEXT SENTENCE
You little dauntless rebel you.
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ANNOYING PETER:
"Edward hey! Hey Edward!"
"What?!"
"BUTTER KNIFE!"
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Tobias: you die, I die too.
Fandom: I die three!
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Rules for borrowing my book
-no food on book
-no bent pages
-no folded pages
-no ripped pages
-no bent edges
-no dropping it
-no one else touches it
-THE FICTIONAL CHARACTER IS MINE
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Friend: how long are you going to keep obsessing over divergent?
Me: Tobiasever
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