Augustus Day

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The Fault In Our Stars
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When Augustus suddenly kisses Tris in heaven, thinking she was Hazel Grace

And Tris slapping Augustus for kissing her because he was Caleb.

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Has anyone else noticed that the name Isaac is a little ironic? I mean... Isaac. Eye Sick. I feel like this is some kind of sick joke.

Maze Runner
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My milkshake brings all the boys to the Glade

and they're like

where am I?

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TFIOS: Okay? Okay.

THG: Real? Real.

TMR: Yolo? Yolo.

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You've been stuck in a maze for two years but your eyebrows are hella fine!

Imagine one of the Gladers dropping a note in the box that says "Send some tweezers my brow game is looking hella weak today."

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Minho wants to participate in informal economy:
MinMOW

Minho is a canoe:
MinROW

Minho wants to accessorize:
MinBOW

Minho is your mortal enemy:
MinFOE

Minho disagrees:
MinNO

Minho turns into a female deer:
MinDOE

Mingo points something out:
MinSHOW

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Most book's plot twists are like bam...bam bam... BAM... bam BAM

But then Maze Runner is like BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM

Fangirl
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Friend: Seriously, who is your crush?

Me: *Opens mouth*

Friend: I meant REAL PEOPLE

Me: *Opens mouth again*

Friend: I meant REAL PEOPLE WHO KNOW ABOUT YOUR EXISTENCE

Me: *Closes mouth*

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Let me tell you about shipping:

You've got your:

·OTP's

· Your NoTP's

· Those ships you really love but aren't your biggest worry

· Those ships that you like but don't care if they become canon

· Your BroTP's

· Your OTP that you woudn't mind seeing as a BroTP

· Your F*CKNoTP

· Your crack ships

· Your canon ships

· Your various troll-romance ships

· Your DeadTP

· Your ThreeTP

· Your Crossover ships

· And that weird-*ss ship that you're sort of embarrassed about

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Don't you hate it when you're reading a chapter and then it's coming to it's climax and omg what's gonna happen, then whoops, your eyes dart to the last line and you spoil yourself and hate yourself for it.

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