Victoress Fangirl

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Fangirl Stuff:


Me explaining dystopian to anyone:

Me: So it's set in the future and-

Person: Oh, so it's like The Hunger Games and Divergent


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We're called fans because idols are hot


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Being a fangirl is not easy.

You can be his "fan" but never his "girl"


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Stop, wait a minute

fill my shelves put some books in it


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Me: Okay one more chapter and I'll go to sleep

Book: *plot thickens*

Me: Okay there are 20 more chapters so if I keep reading I might be able to sleep for 30 minutes


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While a picture may be worth a thousand words, a movie is usually worth only half of a book


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Me: Gods this character is a sarcastic little nasty piece of trash

Friend: So you hate him?

Me: No that's my favorite character


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Visitor: What is that mountain over there?

Me: That... would be my To-Be-Read pile.


Percy Jackson:


Percy: Is sand called "sand" because it's in between land and sea?

Nico: Shut the hell up.


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Will Solace brings the idea of "flirting with death" to a whole new level


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If I had Piper's charmspeak it would be so wasted on me I'd literally just use it to persuade people to give me food or make all the people I hate leave me alone


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Okay but why hasn't Percy tried blood bending yet for the gods' sakes it is the 21st century


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Percy and Annabeth are trying to finish a crossword puzzle. Annabeth solves all the questions instantly so she's reading all the questions aloud while he tries to answer. Percy's gotten every question wrong so far. Finally, for the last question, it's and eight letter word that means perfect in every way. Annabeth already knows the answer is flawless but enjoys watching Percy figure it out and count off the letters on his fingers before he carefully looks up and says "Annabeth?"

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