ONLY The Fandom Stuff

DEAD

The Hunger Games and Fangirl Jokes:
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Gamemakers: 11 for you Katniss, you go Katniss

Gamemakers: and 8 for Peeta, bye

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Can you find the "hot"?

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My guilty pleasure is watching people freak out while reading a book that i've already read

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Peeta: FINNALLY WINS THE RAFFLE

Peeta: THE HUNGER GAMES

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Interviewer: do you think Finnick's most powerful weapon is his trident or his charm?

Sam: I'm gonna say his trident. I mean, I can't kill anyone with my charm

Josh: can't you?

Sam: well maybe I can. I'm English.

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"I made twitter!"

"I made Facebook!"

"I made apple!"

Mrs. Hutcherson: "Please, I made Josh Hutcherson"

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Someone: when was the last time you fell in love?

Me: a few chapters ago

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Me: *reads under a tree*

People: why do you always read under trees?

Me: the book wanted to see his grandchild

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Tobias: my name is Four

Peeta: you're from district 4?

Tobias: what? No, you pansycake.

Peeta: cake?

Tobias: I like cake

Peeta: cake is good

Katniss:

Tris:

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Teacher: who wrote "I love Josh Hutcherson on the whiteboard"?

Class: *looks at me*

Me: *sweats*

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Running a fanpage is like a job you love that stresses you and makes you sad, but you don't get paid

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Me at a bookstore:

Me: no

Me: I can't have you

Me: stop staring at me

Me: I have 5 books I am already reading

Me: don't do this to me

Me: stop

Book: but baby I want you

Me ...

Me: *buys ten books*