The Hunger Games and Fangirl Jokes
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A book where Katniss Everdeen imitates everything that jay-z does
Mockingjay
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Apparently teenagers need 10 hours of sleep a night to function properly maybe that's why I suck at everything
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*talks about celebrities on first name basis as if we're actually friends*
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If Katniss never volenteered for Prim:
*on the train*
Peeta: so...
Prim:
Peeta:
Prim:
Peeta: has Katniss ever mentioned me?
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Gale today
Gale tomorrow
Gale forever
Just not with Katniss.
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What if they printed books with glow in the dark ink, so you could stay past your bedtime reading, but it wouldn't have to use a flashlight so it wouldn't be so obvious
The future is now
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FANDOM UNIVERSITY
You mayor in your biggest fandom.
Classes are on trivia, how to edit and other fandom related stuff.
You get scholarships based on activeness in chosen fandom
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Detailed list of reason to hate Peeta Mellark:
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I'm betting my money now that Jennifer Lawrence trips walking down the wedding aisle.
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"Divergent: the new hunger games"
"The Maze Runner: the new hunger games"
"Dora the explorer: the new hunger games"
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President snow's gran-daughter: One day I'm gonna trip at the Oscars, just like you
Katniss: tryin 2 forget
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What if you woke up on Christmas morning and your favorite character or celebrity was just casually sitting by the Christmas tree with a bow on their head and was just like "Oh good, you're finally awake."
*rapidly tries to make hair look decent*
But then he was like "No your hair looks fine." and he laughed
And then after a long somewhat awkward amount of silence he was just like:
"I like your pajamas."
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It ain't an award show until Jennifer Lawrence trips
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IDK I just really like books
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