The Hunger Games and Fangirl Jokes:
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I just want to write myself a world and go live in it
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Why did authors stop naming their chapters I loved it when there was a clever title for each chapter it was great
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The creation of Josh Hutcherson:
God: ...it appears I have made a human far too sexy for earth!
God: how did I do that?
God: better make him short
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When I'm dating Josh Hutcherson:
His mom: look at this picture of Josh when he was just a kid!
Me: oh I've already seen it.
Her:
Me:
Me:
Me: I used to stalk your son.
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Boys are whatever
Books are forever
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Avox 1:
Avox 2:
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Avox 2:
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Me when watching THG:
Me: okay no one is allowed to talk during this film
*movie starts*
Me: *quotes every single line every character says*
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That terrifying moment when everything is happily resolved but the book still has 200 pages left
That terrifying moment when there's too many things to be resolving but the book has only 20 pages left
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Reads book: *favorite character dies*
me: maybe if I read this again he won't die this time
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What if my crush says to me...
"My nightmares are usually about losing you."
What he would actually say to me...
"my nightmares are usually about seeing you."
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Before Catching Fire trailer:
Gary Ross was such a good director like omg thg=best movie ever
After Catching Fire trailer:
Gary Ross u lil piece of poo what have you done? Go sit in a corner and think about your actions. Francis, come here, my precious snowflake of amazingness
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Plot twist: were all neighbors but none of us socialized enough to realize
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AGGRESSIVELY THROWS ANOTHER OSCAR TO JENNIFER LAWRENCE
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That awesome moment when you finished reading a book and you see it at a store then you cunningly smile at it as if you had an affair with it
The horrifying thing is that this is true
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I like big books and I can not lie
They give me feels and make me cry
Oh the tears they well up my eyes
They spill to the pages and my soul dies
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FANGIRLS:
Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM!
Brother: that's not fair! You never send her to her room when she's in trouble!
Mom: she never leaves her room. If I'd to punish her, I'd make her go outside or socialize!
Me: I CAN HEAR YOU
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Boyfriend: {noun} something you'll never have because you're too busy waiting for Josh Hutcherson
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Did reading ruin your life?
A. Yes
B. A
C. B
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Jennifer didn't get an Oscar but she got pizza and we both know her well enough that she's happier
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Divergent Jokes:
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You're so annoying, even Amity would punch you.
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Why read Allegiant when you can get hit by a bus ten times for the same feeling
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After reading Allegiant, I feel like reading Mockingjay to cheer me up.
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I would like to thank the universe for Theo James and his gorgeousness
You go universe
Now make another one that's ten years younger and loves me with a burning passion
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Teacher: where should we put 4?
Me: in my bed
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How I flirt with my crush...
Me: I thought I'd act Candor and tell you how much I like you...
Crush:
Me: if I asked if you liked me would you say yes? Or should I give you truth serum?
Crush: are you from abnegation? Because you're making me stiff.
Me: asdfghjkl
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I guess you could say Tobias has his
Priorities
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Benefits of being a fangirl:
1.
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4. Haha its number Tobias
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Do you even just glare at a character and go "if you die, I die"
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I blame Divergent for distracting me in math whenever I see the number 'four'
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Asdfghjkl i just finished TMR (The Maze Runner) and AHHH its like reading The Hunger Games even though it has nothing to do with it but if gives you this feeling you can't even explain but YOU. GOT. TO. READ. IT.
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