☡Day #59: M o r e F a m i l y puns [don't you just love your family]
☺Conjoined twins aren't the only twins with special connections.
☺I knew my wife was pregnant when she looked at me with fertilize.
☺An opinionated but cheap person never truly gives their two cents.
☺Some doting parents are son worshipers.
☺The wise old man is long in the truth.
☺It's a clumsy reflection of yourself when you break a mirror.
☺An heir is someone with a descent wage.
☺Epitaphs are engraved!
☺To the flat dwellers finding a level playing field was a complex issue!
☺Is the training given to expectant parents apparenticeship?
☺My brother wishes he could compose smutty verse as good as mine.
✌Is this scribbling ribaldry?
☺The ghost never took sides during arguments.
✌He was super neutral.
☺When I was starving to death,
✌my children gave me a raisin to keep on living.
☺Even though he contributes either the X or Y chromosome,
✌when a father chooses the sex of his child it's just a sperm of the moment decision.
☺The mother kangaroo tried to instill good financial habits in her baby.
✌She told him to pocket all his allowance.
☺When the diva's vacuum cleaner broke,
✌she refused to use a broom because it just wouldn't be Hoover.
☺Because they moved into an apartment,
✌they didn't need to cut the grass any mow.
☺Did you hear about the builder, who was retiring, and said to his Son, 'This is all yours now, son.'
✌His son said, sadly, 'I dunno, dad. You're a hard hat to follow!'
☺My father slept under the bed,
✌I think he was a little potty.
☺My wife's dad spends a lot of time in the bathroom.
✌He is my Father in Loo.
☺The fellow died before he was able to write his estranged daughter out of the will.
✌Death before disown her.
☺Did you hear about the father that was difficult to see?
✌He was transparent.
☺After getting pranked by his friends and getting hit with a basket,
✌Aron knew they had a wickerd sense of humour.
☺In my will I've requested that envelopes be sent out full of chick-pea paste.
✌It'll be done posthumously.
☺I got my child to sleep last night by just repeatedly saying 'bursary'.
✌It was the only nursery rhyme I could think of.
[GUYS I HAVE GOTTEN BETTER AT PHOTOSHOPPING. I REPEAT, I HAVE GOTTEN BETTER AT PHOTOSHOPPING AND IT'S THE GREATEST FEELINGS EVER.]
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RandomPuns. Puns everywhere. Puns on walls. Puns on teacher's boards. It's the pun-pocalypse. o.o Hide the children, [but make them laugh too] Now enjoy some nice puns per day c: P u n s are l o v e , p u n s are l i f e. [first 65 days of the year]