☀Day #22: S t a t e puns [these are jokes, and now I hate my life, because only 23% of these are puns.]
☂What's the only thing that grows in Seattle?
☁The Crime Rate!
☂What's the difference between a Central Washington University sorority sister and a scarecrow?
☁One lives in a field and is stuffed with hay. The other frightens birds and small animals.
☂Why did the farmer plough his field with a steamroller?
☁Because he wanted mashed potatoes.
☂What's the only thing that grows in Seattle?
☁The swelling from your head from getting jacked!
☂Why do Washington State University grads keep their diplomas on their dashboards?
☁So they can park in handicap spaces.
☂What does the average Washington State University student get on his SAT?
☁Drool.
☂Did you hear the one about the good-looking teenage girl who went on a fishing trip with six old men?
☁She came home with a red snapper.
☂What does a Cougars grad call a Huskies grad in 5 years?
☁Boss!
☂Why is "The Wave" banned in Martin Stadium?
☁Two Cougars fans drowned last year.
☂Why did the Washington regents decide to cover Husky Stadium in cardboard?
☁Because the Huskies always look better on paper.
☂What happens when Blondes move form Oregon to Washington?
☁Both states become smarter!
☂Why aren't Central Washington cheerleaders allowed to do the splits?
☁they stick to the ground.
☂What does a girl from Spokane do if she's not in bed by 10pm?
☁Go Home.
☂Why do Washington Huskies basketball players use body heat activated deodorant?
☁Because it's the closet they will come to getting a "Degree".
☂What does it say on the back of every Central Washington diploma?
☁Will Work For Food.
☂Why should the Washington State Cougars change their uniforms to Orange?
☁So they can play the game, direct traffic, and pick up trash without changing.
☂What's the one thing that keeps Huskies basketball players from graduating?
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RandomPuns. Puns everywhere. Puns on walls. Puns on teacher's boards. It's the pun-pocalypse. o.o Hide the children, [but make them laugh too] Now enjoy some nice puns per day c: P u n s are l o v e , p u n s are l i f e. [first 65 days of the year]
