☃Day #52: C h r i s t m a s puns --its pretty much over, but oh well, you still get puns. [some of these are doubled, please feel free to tell me so]
❤You better get spruced up if you're going to sell Christmas trees.
❤Santa stores all the presents in the pole vault.
❤What do they call Santa's helpers?
♣Subordinate Clauses
❤What do you call Santa Clause after he's fallen into a fireplace?
♣Krisp Kringle
❤Who sings "Love Me Tender" and makes Christmas toys?
♣Santa's little Elvis
❤Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most?
♣"Rude Olph"
❤What reindeer has the cleanest antlers?
♣Comet
❤What is the cow's holiday greeting?
♣Mooooory Christmas
❤What does Santa like to eat?
♣A jolly roll
❤Where do Santa's reindeer like to stop for lunch?
♣Deery Queen
❤What does Santa say when he is sick?
♣OH OH NO!
❤If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
♣Missile toe
❤How does Santa Claus take pictures?
♣With his North Pole-aroid
❤What do you call the fear of getting stuck while sliding down a chimney?
♣Santa Claus-trophbia
❤What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas time?
♣Sandy Claws
❤Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
♣Because it soots him
❤What can Santa give away and still keep?
♣A cold
❤Why do giraffes get Christmas gifts every year?
♣They are so good that they'll stick their necks out for anyone.
❤Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
♣He wanted to sleep like a log.
❤What do elves learn in school?
♣The Elf-abet!
❤What nationality is Santa Claus?
♣North Polish
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RandomPuns. Puns everywhere. Puns on walls. Puns on teacher's boards. It's the pun-pocalypse. o.o Hide the children, [but make them laugh too] Now enjoy some nice puns per day c: P u n s are l o v e , p u n s are l i f e. [first 65 days of the year]
