✏Day #39: M i l i t a r y puns-- [I used like 5 of these for the greeting card c:]
☤Can Napoleon return to his place of birth?
✗Of Corsican.
☤A Hall of Fame recently opened to honor outstanding female soldiers.
✗It was a WAC's Museum.
☤You would think that being a submarine captain would pay well,
✗but I hear they can't keep their heads above water.
☤Did you hear about the high-ranking military father who cloned himself?
✗The result was a Major Faux Pa
☤He stared at his belly button so much,
✗he was promoted to navel officer.
☤An ex-sailor prefers to forget the days he spent playing cards in submarines,
✗ dismissing them as 'so much bridge under the water'.
☤Why do archers shoot arrows?
✗Could it be they are trying to get a point across?
☤A woman was in love with twenty soldiers.
✗ It was platoonic.
☤In the army mess hall,
✗the men were getting fed up.
☤When the sailor failed to report for duty,
✗he really missed the boat.
☤He was to carry two flags in the parade,
✗but decided that would be a double standard.
☤When the knight logged onto his computer there was the message, 'You got mail.'
✗It was a chain letter.
☤At first the paratroops didn't obey orders,
✗but finally they fell in line.
☤The general started bowling before his aide had entered his name on the score sheet.
✗He had launched a pre-emptive strike.
☤I was fighting a Dragon,
✗ easier slayed then done.
☤Have you heard the joke about the bomb?
✗It had no impact.
☤Navy regulations prohibit underwater promotion to the ministry,
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RandomPuns. Puns everywhere. Puns on walls. Puns on teacher's boards. It's the pun-pocalypse. o.o Hide the children, [but make them laugh too] Now enjoy some nice puns per day c: P u n s are l o v e , p u n s are l i f e. [first 65 days of the year]
