⊛Day #23: A l g e b r a puns
✮Surgeon: Nurse! I have so many patients! Who do I work on first?
✬Nurse: Simple. Use the order of operations.
✮Why was the student afraid of the y-intercept?
✬She thought she’d be stung by the b.
✮Who invented algebra?
✬A clever X-pert
✮What do you call friends who love math?
✬Algebros.
✮Why wont Goldilocks drink a glass of water with 8 pieces of ice in it?
✬Its too cubed.
✮What do you get when you cross an algebra class with the prom?
✬The quadratic formal.
✮What shape is usually waiting for you at Stabucks?
✬A line.
✮Why is an algebra book always unhappy?
✬Because it always has lots of problems.
✮Why did the relation need a math tutor?
✬It failed the vertical-line test.
✮Why did the imaginary number turn red?
✬ It ran out of i-drops.
✮What does the little mermaid wear?
✬An algae-bra.
✮Why was the matrix arrested?
✬Illegal entry.
✮What do you call a rodent with babies?
✬A quad-rat-ic parent.
✮Why did the polynomial plant wilt?
✬Its roots were imaginary.
✮How do you know that your dentist studied algebra?
✬She said all that candy gave me exponential decay.
✮Why did the doctor send the expression to a psychiatrist?
✬ Because it wasn’t rational.
✮Why are you drumming on your algebra book with two big sticks?
✬ Because we are studying log rhythms.
✮What do you call a snake after it drinks three cups of coffee?
✬ A hyper boa.
✮What is a smart bird favorite type of math?
✬ owl-gebra
✮Parent: Did you study your algebra lesson at the family reunion?
✬Student: Sure, it was a function with relations.
✮Why did your mother and father do your algebra homework?
✬Student: They really understand parent functions.
✮Knock, Knock.
✬Who’s there?
✮Polly.
✬Polly who?
✮Polynomial. Why the third degree?
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