❂Day #16: Disney Puns --
❋Simba was walking too slow, so I told him to Mufasa
❋My Ra-Puns'll make you face-palm
❋Eric: "Ariel, why do you wear seashells?"
❊Ariel: "Because B-shells are too small, and D-shells are too big"
❋What is a Zebra?
❊26 sizes larger than an "a" bra
❋What Disney Movie is about a stupid boyfriend?
❊Dumb Beau
❋"What's a Motto?
❊"Nothing. what's the Motto with you?"
❋How do you keep Pumba from charging you?
❊Take away his credit cards!
❋Why did Mickey go to outerspace?
❊to find pluto!
❋Why didn't Anna and Elsa's Parents teach them the whole Alphabet?
❊Because they got lost at C!
❋Why was Tigger in the toilet?
❊He was looking for Pooh!
❋Why does Alice ask so many questions?
❊Because she's in "wonder"land
❋Why's Peter Pan's favorite restaurant?
❊Wendy's
❋Where can you find a little Mermaid?
❊Under the Sea!
❋What does Mickey Mouse use to browse the web?
❊An iPad Minnie!
❋What do you call Wall-E's cousin who cleans the floor?
❊Floor-E duh!
❋What did Snow White say when her photo's weren't ready?
❊Someday my prints will come.
❋What does Olaf eat for lunch?
❊Icebergs!
❋What's Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol?
❊Jungle Bells!
❋Why was Cinderella so very bad at soccer?
❊Because she was always running away from the ball, kept losing her shoes, and she had a pumpkin for a coach!
❋What kind of Vehicles do Disney Characters drive?
❊Minnie-Vans!
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RandomPuns. Puns everywhere. Puns on walls. Puns on teacher's boards. It's the pun-pocalypse. o.o Hide the children, [but make them laugh too] Now enjoy some nice puns per day c: P u n s are l o v e , p u n s are l i f e. [first 65 days of the year]
