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✈Day #46: T r a n s p o r t a t i o n - A i r puns

✈Day #46: T r a n s p o r t a t i o n - A i r puns 

☞The debate about unmanned aircraft strikes just keeps droning on.

☞Traveling on a flying carpet is a rugged experience.

☞If you get sick at the airport it could be a terminal illness.

☞One of the first things you'll notice at the Beijing airport is a whole lot of Chinese checkers.

☞An astronaut broke the law of gravity and got a suspended sentence.

☞The cost of the space program is astronomical.

☞Some planes are so cramped that passengers suffer jet leg.

☞An astronaut who fails on a weightlessness experiment must be aware of the gravity of the situation.

☞To become a pilot requires a good altitude.

☞My fear of planes has taken off.

☞When astronauts die they run an orbituary.

☞The first time I got hold of a hang glider I had to wing it.

☞An astronaut gets to take a Turn as a whirled traveler.

☞A glide-path is a soar spot.

☞To be a successful frequent flier you need a lot of connections.

☞A spacecraft took pictures of Mars and Saturn and got the best of both worlds.

☞He became a sky diver out of the blue.

☞His decision to become a pilot was up in the air.

☞The astronauts said their experience on the moon was out of this world.

☞Ms. Earhart's loss to aviation could never be ameliorated.

☞His model airplane hobby really took off.

☞Flying these days is a frisky business.

☞Astronauts work in a nice atmosphere.

☞Two airline pilots in a stand-up comedy did a takeoff.

☞The glider pilot radioed that he had caught the jet stream in a long-winded message.

☞The satellite went into orbit on January 1st causing a new years revolution.

☞He became an astronaut and had a blast.

☞Airline pilots make many friends in high places.

☞Astronauts like to do launch.

☞Skydivers have to make sure the terra they land on is firma.

☞He wanted to become a pilot but decided that it was over his head.

☞An avionics warning is a flier alarm.

☞Aliens can easily understand each other because their language is universal.

☞Aliens are lovable because they're so spatial.

☞What do you get when you cross a snake and a plane?

        ♨A Boeing Constrictor.

☞When asked by a passenger how high he would get,

        ♨the pilot replied,'I don't do drugs.'

☞The airlines have become so cash-strapped,

         ♨they charged me for my emotional baggage.

☞Did you hear about the pilot who always had work?

        ♨He was great at landing a job.

☞During his air test a young pilot flew through a rainbow.

        ♨He passed with flying colors.

☞Most airline food is pretty bad,

        ♨but their haggis is just plane offal.

☞A man threatened to jump off the side of a building -

        ♨alledgedly.

☞The little green men told me it was the Dog Star.

        ♨I told them they can't be Sirius.

☞An astronaut wrote about flying twice to the moon.

        ♨It was double spaced.

☞When you're wearing a watch on an airplane,

        ♨time flies.

☞What does a storm-cloud wear under it's coat ?

        ♨Thunderwear!

☞The passenger couldn't find where his next flight was,

        ♨but then he made the connection.

☞As soon as the airplane was invented,

        ♨things were looking up.

☞When the plane hit turbulence,

        ♨the passengers went flying.

☞Plane crashes into lumber yard,

        ♨end result remarkably smooth.

☞Why didn't the little boy ask the flight attendant for a snack?

        ♨He didn't have the nuts.

[#updateonmylovelife-- so my crush and I were in class and we were like "play fighting" and my friend was like "oh would you two just go out already" and HE DIDN'T DENY ANTYHING. so then afterwards, we were called down to view this multicultural performance, and he sat next to me. he claims it was because "I still had his bandana" [which he total gave to me during lunch when I asked to see it] when his friends (who were sitting like 4 rows behind us) asked why he didn't do sit next to them and now I have this number, but he doesn't text me. so.]