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♛Day #42: R o y a l t y puns

♛Day #42: R o y a l t y puns--

♚When those around King Arthur's table had insomnia,

        ♗there were a lot of sleepless knights.

♚The people stand up for royalty.

        ♗The queen sits down for royal tea.

♚The duke and the count had a fight.

        ♗The duke was down for the count.

♚When the King asked the fool for a joke the fool just shrugged.

        ♗He was the court gesture.

♚A queen was caught gambling.

        ♗She had a royal flush.

♚Two duchesses were arguing about their husbands.

        ♗They decided to duke it out.

♚What do you call a mean Ancient Egyptian leader?

         ♗Un-fair-oh.

♚No one knew who was attacking the castle until we learned it was the forces of Sir Nymbas of Cumulus,

        ♗The legendary Dark and Stormy Knight.

♚'Where did Anastasia go?'.

        ♗'I don't know. She must of been Romanov.'

♚What does a king eat while on his throne?

        ♗Soup of the dais.

♚Henry the VIII portrayed the monarchy badly.

        ♗This gave birth to the concept of the 'royalty-free image'.

♚The eastern potentate spent money as if it were Emir drop in the bucket.

♚A king measures his line with a ruler.

♚Marie Antoinette said that feeding the peasants was a piece of cake.

♚Cleopatra was the Pharaohs one of all.

♚A countess started to think about her count-less opportunities.

♚If a prince is thrown to the air he might also remember that he is heir to the throne.

♚Mummies are bound to be uptight.

♚It is difficult to escape being a peasant because resistance is feudal.

♚The king never let any of his personal musicians go swimming immediately after eating for fear that they would get minstrel cramps.

♚The queen's favourite chef was knighted Sir Loin.

♚Kings worry about a receding heir line.

♚Royal chairs are rarely throne out.

♚The king and queen played chess in their castle at knight.

♚Kings sometimes found that uprisings were a peasant surprise.

♚When one of her grandsons misbehaves the queen is having a bad heir day.

♚A woman who became queen considered it her crowning achievement.

♚A king is old when he reaches the age of sovereignty.

♚The queen told the prince that he was a royal pain.

♚A pun can be made on any subject except a king who isn't a subject.

♚Before King Arthur appointed a knight to give acupuncture treatments at Camelot Sir Lancelot knew he was stuck with the job.