▦Day#4: ☍Harry Potter puns☍ [Because who doesn't love Harry Potter? c:]--
ϟWhy did Barty Crouch Jr. quit drinking?
ϟBecause it was making him moody
ϟMy obsession with Harry Potter has gotten a bit... Riddikulus
ϟIts a Sirius Problem
ϟThere's nothing Ron with that!
ϟKeep up these puns and you might get muggled
ϟToo bad 'cause we're neville gonna stop
ϟ*Voldermort burn*
ϟ"Why so sirius?"
ϟ"Why so nosy?"
[you can obviously tell who said what xD]
ϟ James Potter is very deer to me
ϟSirius Black is literally my home dog
ϟ If you show me your wand, I'll show you my golden snitch [Also a pick up line c:]
ϟThe Entrance to Dumbledore's office is a Griffin Door
ϟMoaning Myrtle wants to do me... over my dead body
ϟokay so obviously you've heard all of these before, but its not like I can put more than one image on here, so if you'd just kindly click the External link, and you'd see like 21 othersϟ
ϟthis may have been one of my favorites, but its hella short D:ϟ
YOU ARE READING
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RandomPuns. Puns everywhere. Puns on walls. Puns on teacher's boards. It's the pun-pocalypse. o.o Hide the children, [but make them laugh too] Now enjoy some nice puns per day c: P u n s are l o v e , p u n s are l i f e. [first 65 days of the year]
