❃Day #15: I honestly don't even know; Random puns I guess☯--
❁My friend was cold so I told her to go stand in the corner
❇Corners are 90 degrees.
❁Four fonts walk into a bar. The barman says:
❇“Hey get out! We don’t want your type in here!”
❁Why is Peter Pan always flying?
❇He Neverlands
❇I love this joke because it never grows old
❇It has a nice hook,
❁ "Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud."
❇"Yes sir, it's fresh ground."
❁Why does Snoop Dogg smile like he knows something you don't?
❇He's been Snoopin' around
❁What does a nosy pepper do?
❇Gets Jalapeno business
❁"I hate tacos"
❇Said no Juan ever.
❁What did the Sushi say to the Bee?
❇Wasabee
❁Cannibal:
❇(n.) Someone who is fed up with people
❁*Cactus background*
❇"I'm ready to stop being cactI, and ready to start being cactUS"
❁Can February March?
❇No but April May
❇You say that but I bet July
❁If Apple made a car would it have windows? [NOT AN ACTUAL APPLE. THE COMPANY APPLE]
❁I created Air Conditioning before it was cool
❁Parallel lines have so much in common it's a shame they've never met
❁The Next iPhone will be a huge 6s!
❁Who ever invented the “Knock-Knock jokes” should get a No-bell prize
❁They told me I had type A blood, but it was a type O.
❁I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
❁Past, Present and Future walked into a Bar. It was tense.
❁In some places fog will never be mist.
❁I used to be a railroad conductor, but my boss found out I wasn't trained.
❁A pediatrician is a doctor of little patients.
❁Never lie to an x-ray technician. They can see right through you.
❁Don't trust people who do Acupuncture. They're backstabbers.
❁The experience carpenter really nailed it. but the new guy screwed everything up.
❁Someone as hot as you must never get Chili [pick up line at it's finest]
[GUYS IT WAS LIKE SO FREEZING TODAY OVER HERE IN FLORIDA. EVERYONE WAS FREEZING BUT THEY WERE ALL EXCITED, WHILE I WAS JUST WRAPPING MORE JACKETS AROUND MYSELF. they want snow. i don't want snow. you see my dilema?]
okay seriously business;
GIVE ME PUN TOPICS PLEASE. in desperate need of pun topics! [that don't involve a lot of images]
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RandomPuns. Puns everywhere. Puns on walls. Puns on teacher's boards. It's the pun-pocalypse. o.o Hide the children, [but make them laugh too] Now enjoy some nice puns per day c: P u n s are l o v e , p u n s are l i f e. [first 65 days of the year]
