☾Day #18: #Hungergamespuns [IN HONOR OF MOCKINJAY COMING OUT TODAY! C:]
➴So Mockingjay came out, and I figured I better stop Loafing around, and get ready for some Peeta
➸That Pun was pretty crumby, but I'm on a roll, so you better get bready for more!
➴When it comes to my humor, I think something has gone a-rye.
➸At yeast I'm almost out of puns.
➴I mean, I loa them as much as the next guy, but no matter how I slice it.
➸These jokes just seem half baked excuses to get a rise out of myself.
➴Okay, I Knead to stop.
➸Who likes Bread anyway? Peeta? That's a bunch of MELLARK-y
➴What if Katniss could turn invisible?
➸Katniss Neverseen
➴Interviewer: "What's it like filming Mockingjay?"
➸Willow Shields: "It was fun. I had a blast."
➴You know, I feel bad for Finnick,
➸He'll never be head of a major corporation
➴What's Finnick's favorite game?
➸Truth Odair
➴Have you seen Finnick?
➸Odair he is.
➴Peeta's name got picker for the hunger games?
➸He's toast.
➴If Peeta was a red head
➸He would be the gingerbread man.
➴A book where Katniss Everdeen imitates everything that Jay-z does:
➸Mocking Jay
➴The Hungry Games:
➸Starting Fatness Evercream
➴"I'm a Gladiator, but I'm not glad at all"
➸"you wouldn't last ten seconds in ancient rome, or in the hunger games"
➴Can we all appreciate that Peeta lives in Panem
➸Panem is latin for bread
➸Peeta lives in bread.
➴Peeta: "Katniss. I loaf you"
➴Your name must be Peeta because you have some nice buns [aren't pick up lines wonderful c:]
➴Effie Trinket was in so much pain over Katniss and Peeta going back into the hunger games, one could say she was in mahagony
➴Peeta found Bread in Toastless places.
➴Everyone gets Coal in District 12 for christmas.
➴Spearing people is just plain Rue'd
➴Bread puns, Aren'y they Loafly?
➴Katniss'ary goal was to live
[click the external link if you want a punch in the feels]
I FEEL REALLY BAD, THEY'RE AREN'T THAT MANY PUNS. D:
but the song to the side is like what I image the Hunger Games theme song to be c:
YOU ARE READING
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RandomPuns. Puns everywhere. Puns on walls. Puns on teacher's boards. It's the pun-pocalypse. o.o Hide the children, [but make them laugh too] Now enjoy some nice puns per day c: P u n s are l o v e , p u n s are l i f e. [first 65 days of the year]
