☬Day #29: S u p e r h e r o Puns--
✯What is a superhero's favorite part of the joke?
❊ The "punch" line!
✯Where's Spiderman's home page?
❊ On the world wide web.
✯What's the difference between Batman and a robber?
❊ Batman can go into a store without robin!!
✯When did Anakin Skywalker become evil?
❊ In the sith grade!
✯Whats the difference between Green Lantern and a unicorn?
❊ Nothing, they’re both fictional characters
✯What is Superman's greatest weakness?
❊ A bucking horse.
✯What is Doc Ock's favorite month?
❊ Ock-tober.
✯What is Spider-Man's favorite month?
❊ Web-ruary.
✯What superhero uses public transportation?
❊ Bus Lightyear!
✯What is a superhero's favorite drink?
❊ Fruit punch!
✯How many caped crusaders does it take to change a light-bulb?
❊ None. They like the dark.
✯What position did Bruce Wayne play on his little-league team?
❊ He was the bat-boy.
✯How does Batman's mother call him to dinner?
❊ (tune of 1960's theme) Dinner Dinner Dinner Dinner Batman!!!
✯Why did Bruce's date go badly?
❊ Because he has BAT breath!
✯What does Batgirl wear to bed?
❊ Her Dark Knight gown!
✯What did Superman say when he married two Women on the same day?
❊ "That's mighty bigamy!"
✯What did Lex Luthor say when he did the same thing, then killed the women?
❊ "That's awful bigamy!"
✯What would you find in Superman's bathroom?
❊ Superbowl.
✯What do you get if you cross the man of steel with a hot vegetable broth?
❊ Souperman!
✯"What did Doc Ock drive to the bank?"
❊ "An armoured car!"
✯How did Dr. Otto Octavius present his new project?
❊ Energetically!
I would've updated earlier, but I was trying to write a script for this pregnancy biology project I had to do c:
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RandomPuns. Puns everywhere. Puns on walls. Puns on teacher's boards. It's the pun-pocalypse. o.o Hide the children, [but make them laugh too] Now enjoy some nice puns per day c: P u n s are l o v e , p u n s are l i f e. [first 65 days of the year]
