❄Day #51: E l f , R e i n d e e r , & S a n t a puns--
☃What do you call an ELF who sings?
☂A Wrapper!
☃What is a typical elf greeting?
☂"Small world, isn't it?"
☃What do elves have to learn before they can read?
☂The elfabet.
☃If Santa rides in a sleigh, what do elves ride in?
☂Mini vans.
☃How long are an elf's legs?
☂Long enough to reach the ground.
☃Why was Santa's elf depressed?
☂He had low elf esteem.
☃Who makes toy guitars and sings, "Blue Christmas?"
☂Elfis.
☃What did the reindeer say before beginning his comedy routine?
☂This will sleigh you.
☃Did Rudolph do to school?
☂No, he was elf taught.
☃What does a reindeer say before telling a joke?
☂This one will sleigh you!
☃What does a reindeer do when he has an upset stomach?
☂He takes an elk-a-seltzer.
☃Which reindeer was known for his bad manners?
☂Rude-olph.
☃Why are Santa's reindeer always wet?
☂Because they are rain deer.
☃What do you call a reindeer who wears ear muffs?
☂Anything you want. He can't hear you, anyway.
☃If a reindeer lost its tail, where could he get a new one?
☂At a retail store.
☃What do reindeer use to decorate their Christmas trees?
☂Horn-aments.
☃Do reindeer go to public school?
☂No, they're elf taught.
☃Why does Scrooge love reindeer?
☂Because every buck is deer to him.
☃What language does Santa Claus speak?
☂North Polish.
☃Where does Santa Claus go swimming?
☂The North Pool.
☃What kind of motorcycle would Santa ride?
☂A Holly Davidson
☃What is Santa Claus' favorite cereal?
☂Frosted Flakes.
☃What do you call Santa when he goes to the beach?
☂Sandy Claus.
☃How do Santa and Mrs. Claus travel?
☂On an icicle built for two.
☃What name does Santa Claus use when he takes a rest from delivering presents?
☂Santa Pause!
☃Why will Santa go down your chimney on Christmas Eve?
☂Because it soots him.
☃If Santa and Mrs. Claus had a baby, what would he be?
☂A subordinate Claus.
☃What would Santa's grandfather be called?
☂Grandfather Claus.
☃What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
☂Claustrophobia !
☃Why does Santa have three gardens?
☂So he can ho, ho, ho.
☃How many chimneys does Santa go down?
☂Stacks.
☃Where does Santa hide the presents he's giving to Mrs. Claus?
☂An the clauset.
☃When Santa has a barn dance, what does he call it?
☂A Ho Ho Ho Down.
☃The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
☃Some children call him Santa Caus since there is Noel.
☃Santa's elves are sometimes called subordinate clauses.
[I don't even celebrate Christmas, lol :3]
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