☸ Day #17: Fruit puns VEGETABLES ARE FRUIT SO EXPECT VEGETABLE PUNS--
❂What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
☬Nothing, it just let out a little whine.
❂Why does corn always listen?
☬It has great ears
❂Why are crop tops more expensive than normal tops?
☬The crops used to make crop tops are expensive to plant and harvest.
❂What do you call a fruit that can open doors?
☬a KEY lime
❂What's the best vegetable to eat with breakfast?
☬An EGGplant
❂What do you say to a fruit that is walking slow?
☬Man Go!
❂What are the smartest plants around?
☬Sage and Elderberry
❂How many fruits should you have a day?
☬a PEAR
❂*Lemon background*
☬Tell everyone about this to help fight lemon AIDs
❂Why was the fruit salad so empty?
☬Because the Mango
❂What do you call a fruit that runs away with a hulking black man?
☬A huckleberry.
❂What do you call fruits that raise children?
☬A papaya and a momegranate.
❂What do you call a fruit the size of your hands?
☬A Palmagranate
❂Did you hear about the vegetable that went missing?
☬Surely it will turnip sooner or later.
❂Why did the kid die after eating a berry?
☬ It was a boysenberry! [Get it like poison]
❂What do you call a fruit that keeps people up at night?
☬A snorange
❂What's the only fruit that can suck your blood?
☬Leechees
❂What do you call an Apricot in Jail?
☬Apricaught
❂What do you call a fruit's feathers?
☬PLUMage
❂What do you call a fruit's monologue?
☬A Speach
❂What do you call a sad fruit?
☬MELONcholy
❂What is an apple with a rind?
☬an apPEEL
❂What do you call a fruit with fur and claws?
☬a Beary
❂What kind of fruit do you give a valentine?
☬A cumquat
❂What do you a fruit that never says yes?
☬A Bananah
❂What do you call a fruit with feet?
☬A Toemato
❂I used to love bananas but they kind of lost their "a-peel"
❂She was the apple of his eye and he liked to sit down be cider.
❂My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned because I couldn't concentrate.
❂A hangover is the wrath of grapes!!!.
❂Two peanuts were walking in a tough neighborhood and one of them was a-salted.
❂life as a fruit has to be pretty sweet
❂If you were a fruit, you'd be a fineapple! [pick up line c:]
❂Orange you glad I promegranateised you a citroneriously awesome pun? In the coming weeks, I'll be papayaing your profiles a visit to see how you're durian.
[so my friend started dating this guy that likes her and that she liked him back today, and I don't know how I feel about this, because he's been cockblocking our friendship, I don't know if you could tell but I obviously hate him]
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RandomPuns. Puns everywhere. Puns on walls. Puns on teacher's boards. It's the pun-pocalypse. o.o Hide the children, [but make them laugh too] Now enjoy some nice puns per day c: P u n s are l o v e , p u n s are l i f e. [first 65 days of the year]
