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◧Day #12: M a t h puns

◧Day #12: Math puns --Because who doesn't love math? hey at least they're puns!

❏In high school I recall having a beautiful but difficult math teacher.

        ❒She was easy on the eyes and hard on the pupils!

❏I always prayed before my trigonometry tests.

        ❒I was hoping for a sine from above.

❏I wondered why my geometry class was always tired.

        ❒They were all out of shape

❏I stink at fractions.

        ❒I'm not half as good as the class.

❏Only the squares are doing well in geometry class.

        ❒It's their area.

❏Math class is full of drama.

        ❒There are so many problems to work out

❏You know what happens after you miss math class?

        ❒It starts adding up.

❏I strongly dislike the subject of math,

        ❒however I am partial to fractions.

❏I met a math professor who has 12 children -

        ❒she really knows how to multiply.

❏I asked somebody a question about pi,

        ❒their answer was never ending!

❏I knew I'd passed my thermodynamics exam, when the people who mark the degrees centigrade.

❏I'm bad at math, so the equation 2n+2n is 4n to me.

❏I used to hate maths but then I realised decimals have a point.

❏When the statistics professor and the math professor wrote a cookbook together, they called it 'Pi A La Mode.'

❏I was kicked out of math class for one too many infractions

❏I didn't understand the math, so the teacher summed it up for me.

❏Decimals have a point.

❏As long as the imperial system is in place a ruler will be afoot.

❏We're not getting anywhere in geometry class. It feels like we're going in circles.

❏I've failed the mathematics test so many times I lost count.

❏The best place for a mathematician is behind a counter.

❏I like my statistical data median rare.

❏The number 10210 is too intense.

❏The man who bought too much graphing paper didn't know where to draw the line.

❏In equations with square numbers I can never find the root of the problems

❏The calculus teacher tried to keep his students on task, but the class discussion kept going off on tangents.

❏The arrogant math teacher finally ate a slice of humble pi.

❏Finding all possible logical relations between a finite collection of sets is not a matter of If but Venn.

❏The mathematician worked at home because he only functioned in his domain.

❏The mathematician did not practice safe six and ended up with a binarial disease.

❏A mathematician that couldn't stop adding up recently went incremental.

❏Length times width times height speaks volumes.

❏The first order of priority in hiring math majors is get them to sine on the dotted line

❏The marine biology student took a math course called algae-bra.

❏My advanced geometry class is full of squares.

❏The top maths student's blood type was A+.

❏A summer is a mathematician.

 ❏Parallel lines have so much in common, it's a shame they've never met

[I need a personal assistant to remind me to do this everyday...]