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◬Day #11: Hand/body/other body related puns✍

◬Day #11: Hand/body/other body related puns [more body puns! yes~! okay maybe not so much D:]

✍Can you 'hand'le the truth?

   ✌Because I've gotta hand it to you, hands down you're the most 'hand'some dude here

     ✍and you're pretty handy to have around, too.

        ✌I salute you, I congratulate you, and I put myself in your very capable hands.

✍Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One said to the other:

        ✌"you stay here, I'll go on a head"

✍Why did Captain Hook get a job at Goodwill?

        ✌Because he liked the idea of working at a secondhand store.

✍As the shoe said to the hat,

        ✌'You go on ahead, and I'll follow on foot'.

✍I don't think I need a spine.

        ✌It's holding me back.

✍What did the guy say, who needed the restroom, when he found someone blocking him?

        ✌'Urine my way'.

✍I always believed my body was a prison for me.

        ✌I was right, in biology I learnt they were made of cells.

✍Jill broke her finger today,

        ✌but on the other hand she was completely fine.

✍You want to clone yourself?

         ✌Now wouldn't that be just like you!

✍I tinted my hair today.

        ✌It was the highlight of my day.

✍My foul language has become routine.

        ✌It is par for the cuss.

✍Johnny got his leg cut off in an accident.

        ✌He's walking it off now.

✍A handlebar mustache may look ridiculous, but symmetrical eyelashes are even cilia.

✍It's a fact, taller people sleep longer in bed.

✍I really wanted a camouflage shirt, but I couldn't find one.

✍Gravity, it's always putting everyone down.

✍I try wearing tight jeans, but I can never pull it off

✍The crowd at the Cannibal's party grew silent when he announced he would be serving finger foods.

✍Contacts are easy to lose, so keep your eyes on them.

✍The ankle was an arch enemy of the heel because the heel had a sole that could neither toe the line nor keep instep.

✍A no-fly zone prohibits zippers.

✍I almost got my haircut then I thought I'd mullet over first.

✍Make no bones about it but the ulna has a humerus side to it.

✍I couldn't stand to be without my legs.

✍Masks have no face value!

✍Some people really enjoy blowing air out of their lungs - I'm not a fan myself.

✍I pursed my lips to 'coin a phrase'.

✍Old white blood cells lymph around the body.

✍Watching your own back is a sign of flexibility

✍If you have sticky buns you shouldn't put pants on.

✍Do you ever get tired of sleeping?

✍I can't really see myself without eyes.

✍To know avail is to know a scarf.

✍Most rules of thumb suck.

✍People who get complimented on their hair usually let it go to their head.

✍It's hard to wear your heart on your sleeve if all you own is tanktops.

✍His head may have been 12 inches long, but he didn't use it as a rule.

✍The cemetery is the dead centre. It's where the local bodies meet.

✍When my friend started to go bald, I tried not to laugh, but he looked hair-larious.

✍He was so skinny, his shoulder-blade kept cutting his shirts.

[I AM NOW DEFINITELY POSITIVE THESE ARE THE LONGEST PUNS I'VE GIVEN, SHOW SOME LOVE GUYS]

[p.s. check out the harry potter puns again, because I added a new pun into it, c:]