‖Day #54: F a m i l y puns c:
☻Most teenagers find a lecturing parent hear-resistable.
☻Are twin brothers called sunsets?
☻My neighbor's sprinkler is a constant irrigation to me.
☻She said she wasn't pregnant but contractions speak louder then words.
☻After Junior swallowed the watch he had to wait to pass the time.
☻People are choosing cremation over traditional burial.
☯It shows that they are thinking out of the box.
☻I think Santa has riverfront property in Brazil.
☯All our presents came from Amazon this year.
☻The little old woman who lived in a shoe wasn't the sole owner -
☯there were strings attached.
☻I tried wrapping Christmas presents,
☯but I didn't have the gift.
☻This year I made my Christmas wreath out of Franklin Fir branches.
☯I really like a wreath of Franklin.
☻As a young boy,
☯Brutus' mother often cautioned him not to run with Caesars.
☻I heard Einstein got along well with his parents ...
☯relatively speaking.
☻Last night, I kept dreaming that I had written Lord of the Rings.
☯The wife said I'd been tolkien in my sleep.
☻That's a cool chair.
☯Yeah, I know, it rocks.
☻Did you hear about the frog who traced his family history to Warsaw?
☯He was a tad Polish.
☻What did the mama tire and the papa tire name their baby girl tire?
☯Michelle Lynn.
☻Life ain't fair for a baby.
☯They always get the bum wrap!
☻After a day of changing her triplet's diapers,
☯the new mother was feeling rather pooped.
☻I really regretted the inconsiderate comment I made.
☯It was rued.
☻I suspected our new house guest was a terrorist.
☯He asked to sleep on a blow up mattress.
☻Everyone in the family knew that they had to join the spy agency.
☯It was a clan destine operation.
☻It was a sad day for the rattlesnake family,
☯the time had come for the children to strike out on their own.
☻What is the name of the immortal adolescent?
☯Constantine!
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RandomPuns. Puns everywhere. Puns on walls. Puns on teacher's boards. It's the pun-pocalypse. o.o Hide the children, [but make them laugh too] Now enjoy some nice puns per day c: P u n s are l o v e , p u n s are l i f e. [first 65 days of the year]