☯Day #40: P e o p l e puns-- [part 1]
✵It was a sad day for the rattlesnake family,✠the time had come for the children to strike out on their own.
✵What is the name of the immortal adolescent?
✠Constantine!
✵My brother wishes he could compose smutty verse as good as mine.
✠Is this scribbling ribaldry?
✵The ghost never took sides during arguments.
✠He was super neutral.
✵Even though he contributes either the X or Y chromosome,
✠when a father chooses the sex of his child it's just a sperm of the moment decision.
✵When the diva's vacuum cleaner broke,
✠she refused to use a broom because it just wouldn't be Hoover.
✵The mother kangaroo tried to instill good financial habits in her baby.
✠She told him to pocket all his allowance.
✵Because they moved into an apartment,
✠ they didn't need to cut the grass any mow.
✵Did you hear about the builder, who was retiring, and said to his Son, 'This is all yours now, son.'
✠His son said, sadly, 'I dunno, dad. You're a hard hat to follow!'
✵My wife's dad spends a lot of time in the bathroom.
✠He is my Father in Loo.
✵The fellow died before he was able to write his estranged daughter out of the will.
✠Death before disown her.
✵Did you hear about the father that was difficult to see?
✠He was transparent.
✵After getting pranked by his friends and getting hit with a basket,
✠Aron knew they had a wickerd sense of humour.
✵My father slept under the bed,
✠I think he was a little potty.
✵Conjoined twins aren't the only twins with special connections.
✵Most teenagers find a lecturing parent hear-resistable.
✵I knew my wife was pregnant when she looked at me with fertilize.
✵An opinionated but cheap person never truly gives their two cents.
✵The wise old man is long in the truth.
✵It's a clumsy reflection of yourself when you break a mirror.
✵An heir is someone with a descent wage.
✵To the flat dwellers finding a level playing field was a complex issue!
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RandomPuns. Puns everywhere. Puns on walls. Puns on teacher's boards. It's the pun-pocalypse. o.o Hide the children, [but make them laugh too] Now enjoy some nice puns per day c: P u n s are l o v e , p u n s are l i f e. [first 65 days of the year]