✎Day #50: S c h o o l puns
✍ Why did the student throw his watch out of the school window?
✏ He wanted to see time fly.
✍ Why do they never serve beer at a math party?
✏ Because you can't drink and derive...
✍ What do you say when you are comforting a grammar nazi?
✏ There, Their, They're
✍ What's another name for Santa's elves?
✏ Subordinate Clauses.
✍ Why did the student take a ladder to school?
✏ Because he/she was going to high school!
✍ What is Grammar?
✏ The difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you’re shit.
✍ What three candies can you find in every school?
✏ Nerds, DumDums, and smarties.
✍ What's a teacher's favorite nation?
✏ Expla-nation.
✍ Why didn't the skeleton go to the school dance?
✏ He didn't have anybody to take. (any BODY)
✍ Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel?
✏ Because it had more cents.
✍ What's the difference between a dead prostitute and school?
✏ School still sucks!
✍ What happened to the plant in math class?
✏ It grew square roots.
✍ What do you call a laughing jar of mayonnaise?
✏ LMAYO
✍ What is a proof?
✏ One-half percent of alcohol.
✍ Why did the chicken cross the moebius strip?
✏ To get to the same side.
✍ Why did the cross-eyed teacher lose her job?
✏ Because she couldn't control her pupils?
✍ Why couldn't the moebius strip enroll at the school?
✏ They required an orientation.
✍ How did the geography student drown?
✏ His grades were below C-level
✍ What does a mathematician do about constipation?
✏ He works it out with a pencil.
✍ Why is a math book always unhappy?
✏ Because it always has lots of problems.
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RandomPuns. Puns everywhere. Puns on walls. Puns on teacher's boards. It's the pun-pocalypse. o.o Hide the children, [but make them laugh too] Now enjoy some nice puns per day c: P u n s are l o v e , p u n s are l i f e. [first 65 days of the year]
