♨Day #24: Thanksgiving Puns [you can even share these puns with your family when your eating those turkeys! c:]
⊷If April showers bring May Flowers what do May Flowers brin?
⊶Pilgrims!
⊷Why did the Turkey cross the road?
⊶It was the Chicken's day off!
⊷Why do Turkeys always go "gobble, gobble"?
⊶Because they never learned table manners
⊷what sound does a space turkey make?
⊶hubble, hubble, hubble,
⊷Why did the police arrest the turkey?
⊶they suspected it of fowl play
⊷why did the Indian Chief wear so many feathers?
⊶to keep his wigwam
⊷why did they let the turkey join the band?
⊶because he had the drumsticks
⊷what happened to the Pilgrim who was shot by an Indian?
⊶He had an arrow escape
⊷Why didn't the Turkey want any lunch?
⊶He was already stuffed
⊷What's the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
⊶the turkey trot
⊷What happened when the turkey got in a fight?
⊶he got the stuffing knocked out of him
⊷What did the widowed mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
⊶If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!
⊷Why do the pilgrims pants keep falling down?
⊶Because their belt buckles are on their hats
⊷What do you call a Turkey at Don Rickles' House?
⊶A Roast
⊷What is Thor doing when you throw mashed potatoes at him?
⊶Thorduckin'
⊷What does a cat get when it sleeps in the sun?
⊶A purr-y tan
⊷What do Turkey's call grammar nazis?
⊶"Goebbels Goebbels"
⊷What kind of Key opens the door on Thanksgiving?
⊶A Turkey
⊷What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas?
⊶Grave-y!
⊷What do turkeys and teddy bears have in common?
⊶They both have stuffing.
⊷What key has legs and can't open doors?
⊶A Turkey.
⊷How can you send a turkey through the post office?
⊶Bird class mail!
⊷What does Miley Cyrus eat for Thanksgiving?
⊶Twerky
⊷I always heat up my Thanksgiving leftovers.
⊶I quit cold turkey a long time ago.
⊷Asked to write a composition entitled, "What I'm thankful for on Thanksgiving,"
⊶a student wrote, "I am thankful that I'm not a turkey."
⊷Why did they ask the turkey to join the band?
⊶He had the drum sticks.
[I am naturally terrified of birds, so looking up most of these puns was quite Turkey-fying :3]
I don't do Thanksgiving, but you know, Happy Eating Turkey Day! x3
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RandomPuns. Puns everywhere. Puns on walls. Puns on teacher's boards. It's the pun-pocalypse. o.o Hide the children, [but make them laugh too] Now enjoy some nice puns per day c: P u n s are l o v e , p u n s are l i f e. [first 65 days of the year]
