Since I'm a huge pun addict. cx [which one of you is judging me?]
[I blame @BubblyPenguin for this]
I've decided to give not only her, but EVERYONE [who bothers to read this] a pun a day.
AND SINCE I HAVE A PUN OF WALLS, [seriously its like on my wall like right next to me, like right now] THIS SHOULD MAKE MY LIFE EASIER.
AND SINCE I GIVE MY TEACHERS PUNS EVERY TUESDAY this should also make my life easier.
BUT I MAY ALSO GIVE MULTIPLE PUNS A DAY IF THE TOPIC HAS MUTIPLE PUNS ABOUT IT. CX
so now; enjoy. c:
The first few puns of good luck c:
✄ Seven Days without Puns makes one weak
✄ Every day calenders are numbered
✄ The Dead Batteries were given free of charge
✄ I did a theatrical performance about puns.
☞It was a play on words.
✄ I farted at an Apple store and everyone got mad.
☞Not my problem they don't have windows.
✄ You bake cookies, but you cook bacon.
✄ I'm pretty sure somebody hid the final paragraph of my essay on a shelf I can't reach
☞But I don't want to jump to conclusions
[And if you have puns feel free to send them in! c:]
[Dedicated to @-Melo- for making the awesome cover!]
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RandomPuns. Puns everywhere. Puns on walls. Puns on teacher's boards. It's the pun-pocalypse. o.o Hide the children, [but make them laugh too] Now enjoy some nice puns per day c: P u n s are l o v e , p u n s are l i f e. [first 65 days of the year]
