◙Day #30 T r a i n puns--
◘ What is the difference between a school teacher and a steam locomotive?
⊙ The school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, while the locomotive says "Choo Choo Choo!"
◘ What wobbles when it flies?
⊙ A jellicopter!
◘ What do you call a train that eats toffee?
⊙ A chew, chew train.
◘ Why is the railroad angry?
⊙ Because people are always crossing it!
◘ Why can't the engineer be electrocuted?
⊙ Because he's not a conductor!
◘ Why can't a steam locomotive sit down?
⊙ Because it has a tender behind
◘ How many conductors does it take to change a light bulb?
⊙ Only one, but to no avail. He first punches a hole in the new bulb.
◘The railway had a safety problem,
⊙but tried to cover its tracks.
◘How do you find a missing train?
⊙Follow the tracks.
◘What do you call the ticket inspector on a maglev train?
⊙A superconductor.
◘A fired newspaper editor took an ex-press train out of town.
◘If you drive a train, you can't afford to lose track.
◘I'll need to choo on this request for a while before I can engineer a response.
◘Puns about monorails always make for decent one-liners.
◘A railroad engineer must be sure not to lose his train of thought or he might go down the wrong track.
◘Those who steal trains must have a loco-motive.
◘First time hunters were arguing over which kind of animal tracks they had found when they were hit by a train.
◘On the old trains the engineer had a lot of esteem.
◘When Einstein rode home on a locomotive it was a good train of thought.
◘If you walk along a railroad track you may soon feel run down.
◘The conductor lost his train of thought when the caboose derailed.
◘The railway constructions are on track.
◘Every so often railroad conductors have to go for retraining.
◘The special section reserved in the train for Julius was a Cesarean Berth.
◘Those building railways have to do a lot of tracking or their project will de-rail.
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