▨Day#2: Old people [sort of D:] --
[SO MUCH PUNS. ARE YOU PROUD OF ME!?]
⦿Old Skiers never die --they just go downhill
⦿Old Chemists never die, they just fail to react
⦿Old wrestlers never die, they just lose their grip
⦿Old cashiers never die, they just check out.
⦿Old photographers never die, they just stop developing.
⦿Old sculptors never die, they just lose their marbles.
⦿Old teachers never die, they just lose their class.
⦿Old limbo dancers never die, they just go under.
⦿Old cleaning people never die, they just kick the bucket.
⦿Old schools never die, they just lose their principals.
⦿Old soldiers never die. Young ones do.
⦿Old daredevils never die, they just get discouraged.
⦿Old chauffeurs never die, they just lose their drive.
⦿Old beekeepers never die, they just buzz off.
⦿Old doctors never die, they just lose their patience.
⦿Old lawyers never die, they just lose their appeal.
⦿ Old electricians never die, they are just delighted.
⦿Old golfers never die, they just stop swinging
⦿ Old horse players never die, they just cross the finish line
⦿Old soccer players never die, they just lose their kick
⦿Old bakers never die, they just stop making any dough
⦿Old fishers never die, they just stop taking the bait
⦿Old librarians never die... they just get renewed.
⦿Old nurses never die, they just lose their patients.
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RandomPuns. Puns everywhere. Puns on walls. Puns on teacher's boards. It's the pun-pocalypse. o.o Hide the children, [but make them laugh too] Now enjoy some nice puns per day c: P u n s are l o v e , p u n s are l i f e. [first 65 days of the year]
