☽Day #21: M o r e R a n d o m puns☾ --pretty sure most of these are repeated, oops
⌛If there was someone selling drugs in this place,⌚ weed know.
⌛Two frogs were asked if they were lying
⌚They almost got away with it, but one croaked.
⌛The knight stood on the shoulder of the road, looking at his disabled car.
⌚He shook his head and said, 'Chevrolet is dead.'
⌛The Spanish author would not bring refreshments to his uncles,
⌚but he would serve aunties.
⌛Where do Cockney bakers live?
⌚The Yeast End.
⌛My son's spelling test consisted of synonyms of the word incorrect,
⌚He was able to write every wrong.
⌛Do you need to draw money?
⌚I could offer you a pencil.
⌛I just left the worst food themed theme park ever.
⌚Goodbye, Gruel World!
⌛After manually rotating the heavy machinery,
⌚the worker grew very cranky.
⌛I felt super exhausted after giving blood.
⌚It's such a draining procedure.
⌛Why was the broom having a bad day?
⌚He didn't get enough sweep.
⌛I shouldn't have plugged my iPhone into the PC at the kitchen
⌚ It's now in the sync.
⌛He's got a phonographic memory.
⌚He repeats the exact same old lines like a scratched record.
⌛The carpenter came round the other day,
⌚he made the best entrance I have ever seen.
⌛Murder with knives is very messy.
⌚and I suggest not taking a stab at it.
⌛The forest had burned down,
⌚but now it's back by poplar demand.
⌛Broken puppets for sale.
⌚No strings attached.
⌛I bought a ton of staples and pushpins all for $3.99,
⌚plus tacks.
⌛I started dating the boy across the street.
⌚I know what people say, but honestly, lawn distance relationships aren't that hard.
⌛I had an account with a bank in the North Pole,
⌚but they froze all my assets.
⌛I don't like tops of stairs.
⌚They always bring me down
⌛What was the leader of Russia's favourite food?
⌚Czardines!
⌛Learning to dance is a two-step process.
⌛I had a hand in the puppet show.
⌛Chefs learn their trait in the Cook Islands
⌛It's a clumsy reflection of yourself when you break a mirror.
⌛The best thing to carry with you when you start feeling tired is a knapsack.
⌛In ancient Egypt, papyrus farmers taught people the importance of reeding.
⌛When the cigarette lighter salesman tried to win back his old flame he found that he had met his match
⌛The fraudulent caged chicken farmer gave himself free range with his egg labeling.
⌛The doors just broke, I could fix it, but it hinges on other things.
⌛Deep cuts were made in the guillotine industry and heads rolled.
⌛When the drummer moved back in next door there were many repercussions.
⌛Even the smallest egg farms are multi-layer organisations.
⌛To the flat dwellers finding a level playing field was a complex issue!
⌛A fat pirate is a vast matey.
⌛Cartoons produced by the Japanese government are animes of the state.
⌛The junior librarian was reincarnated as a bookmark because he always knew his place.
⌛The hairless goat wished that it had mohair.
⌛An egg pulls a cart with a yolk.
⌛A yak is the star of an animal talk show.
⌛The misdirected astronaut wasn't exactly over the moon.
⌛Does working for UPS make you a professional boxer?
--two updates in less than an hour, oops--
update on my life: I have a neighbor, who I've been getting a ride from [his father drives] in the morning, but not anymore, AND NOW I'M MENTALLY DEBATING WHETHER OR NOT I SHOULD GO AND ASK HIM FOR A WALK.
I can't do it though :c
I need like a special kind of motivation. help?
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RandomPuns. Puns everywhere. Puns on walls. Puns on teacher's boards. It's the pun-pocalypse. o.o Hide the children, [but make them laugh too] Now enjoy some nice puns per day c: P u n s are l o v e , p u n s are l i f e. [first 65 days of the year]