Avengers in a Chatroom!

Iron Man 3

I am really sorry I haven't been on but inspiration has been...scarce. I'll try to update but I can't guarantee that I'll update soon. Thanks to those who have waited but the wait is done! Enjoy!

[Tony is online]

Tony: AVENGERS ASSEMBLE!

[Avengers are online]

Thor: Mr. Stark! I heard the distress call! ARE YOU HURT IN ANY FASHION?!?

Steve: He's probably all calling us because he thinks the toaster is broken again...

Tony: No it's not any of those things. It's the DAMN PERFORMANCE ISSUES WITH MY TEAM!

Bruce: What did we do?!

Natasha: If I remember correctly you were off with Pepper in your house with Scarlet trying to be "normal"

Clint: I swear the day Tony Stark becomes normal I will reenact a gay fanfiction someone wrote about me

Loki: WOAAAH slow down there bird brain most of those fictions have ME in them!

Tony: I AM SERIOUSLY PISSED AT YOU GUYS.

Steve: Ugh why?

Tony: WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU WHEN I WAS FIGHTING THE MANDARIN?

Bruce: .....they what?

Steve: Who?

Natasha: Tony is the shrapnel finally getting to you?

Tony: I NEARLY DIED. SO DID PEPPER. NOT ONCE DID YOU GUYS STOP AND THINK TO POSSIBLY HELP ME OUT A BIT?!

Steve: That wa YOUR business!

Clint: Yeah we can't come to the rescue every time!

Thor: I AM SORRY MAN OF IRON BUT WE WERE BUSY!

Tony: Doing. What.

Bruce: .......watching Iron Man 3

Tony: GOD DAMN IT GUYS.

Natasha: Well I have to say the fight looked pretty awesome!

Clint: Yeah nice effects!

Loki: Spectacular acting!

Tony: I HATE YOU ALL

Steve: Well it's not like anything MAJOR happened

Tony: Oh I'm sorry did I forget to mention my wife and I ALMOST DIED?!?

Bruce: Well you're okay now...

Tony: NOT FUCKING REALLY IM A LITTLE TRUAMATIZED.

Natasha: Lol you think YOU'RE truamatized?

Clint: Bitch please

Loki: Look we're sorry okay Stark? Is that what you wanted to hear?

Tony: NO THIS WAS HORRIBLE. WHY THE HELL WASN'T ANYONE ELSE ON DUTY?

Steve: We kinda all bought out the IMAX theater to watch it.

Bruce: We tried calling you a billion times but you didn't answer!

Tony: Maybe because I was BUSY NEARLY DYING.

Clint: Look Tony if we take you to see Iron Man 3 will you shut up about this?

Tony: no there is no way I can-

Natasha: We'll throw in extra butter and any candy you want. Plus soda

Tony: MEET ME AT THE THEATER BY 8:00 BITCHES!

[Everyone has logged off]

How was that? I know it's short but I'm trying to get back on track! Comment please!