I want to give a big thank you to Always_Reading1410 for giving me something to write.
My writers block is killing me, not just on my one-shot book but all of them.
Once again, thank you Always_Reading1410 you are a doll and I hope you like this.
Derek POV
"What do you want?" I answered my phone. "Don't be such a sourwolf." Stiles laughed. "Stiles, what the hell do you want?" I growled. "I was just guna invite you-SCOTT FUCKING STOP-to Lydia's party. is real fun Der." I sighed "I'm good. Bye." I snapped hanging up.
I had to deal with the pack all weekend, 'packing bonding time', as Stiles and Scott called it, I don't need to go to a party with them and their stupid high school friends. I'm 24.
I groaned as my phone went off again.
"Stiles." I growled answering. "Awwww look at you trying to be all scary through the phone, Der you're adorable." Stiles slurred. "I'm hanging up." I said. "no!" he whined. "Why?" I asked. I hate when Stiles calls me drunk. "don't leave me. Don't you love me?" oh my god "Goodbye Stiles." I hung up, again.
I managed to actually get an hour of peace before one of the pack members, Stiles, blew my phone up again.
From: Stiles
Hey babe, don't be so sourwolfie
Good job Stiles, you spelled everything right. I'm so proud. Leave me alone.
From: Stiles
sext me bac
lord help me
To: Stiles
no.
From: Stiles
Mallard me
To: Stiles
I don't even know what the hell you're talking about.
From: Stiles
You wanna know who was a straight up thug? FUCKIN POCAHONTAS. tht bitch ruled the world.
From: Stiles
I just threw up on a dog. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWN
From: Stiles
come get drunk
To: Stiles
I can't get drunk. I'm a werewolf.
From: Stiles
da fakc? lol u drunk alrdy?
From: Stiles
I have a glowsick
From: Stiles
gkoesyck
From: Stiles
YOU ARE READING
Sterek one-shots
FanfictionSterek One-shots. Check out book two! Most of these have been only slightly edited by me and are quite old so there are typos and such throughout. When I find time I will go through and edit them so please just ignore it in the mean time. (:
