South Park: Cartman x Reader *DISCONTINUED*

South Park: Cartman x Reader *DISCONTINUED*

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Prussian Lover~ By Ruby2829 Updated Aug 29

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  • cartman
  • cartmanreader
  • cartmanxreader
  • ericcartman
  • southpark
  • wattys2017
You know something is up when you read 'sure' and 'unsure' in the same line
Who allowed you to laugh Eric? , FIGHT ME GOD DAMM- *flips table and hits my face with one of the table's legs*  (relatable)
CANT YOU SEE CARTMAN, THE CONNECTION OF YOU AND KAHL, GOD DAMMIT- okIshutmyfuckingmouthup
I'm staring at you as thinking in many ways of how to desfigure your face *winks at Cartman*
Me.
                              I laugh everytime me and my friends watch a movie , I also make lil pranks hours later if its a sleepover :  }
My lil sweet gorgeous ass dunt worry about me, I can sleep everywhere,noone can stop my laziness