South Park: Cartman x Reader

South Park: Cartman x Reader

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Kandie😛 By Ruby2829 Updated May 20

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You know something is up when you read 'sure' and 'unsure' in the same line
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Who allowed you to laugh Eric? , FIGHT ME GOD DAMM- *flips table and hits my face with one of the table's legs*  (relatable)
X-Twraig-X X-Twraig-X Jun 17
CANT YOU SEE CARTMAN, THE CONNECTION OF YOU AND KAHL, GOD DAMMIT- okIshutmyfuckingmouthup
X-Twraig-X X-Twraig-X Jun 17
I'm staring at you as thinking in many ways of how to desfigure your face *winks at Cartman*
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Me.
                              I laugh everytime me and my friends watch a movie , I also make lil pranks hours later if its a sleepover :  }
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My lil sweet gorgeous ass dunt worry about me, I can sleep everywhere,noone can stop my laziness