In the car
Stormie: Laura, you're gonna love this family
Laura: I hope so (smiles) Do you guys already have kids?
Mark: Laura you can call us mom and dad. And yes we do have kids
Laura: Really?
Stormie: Yup we got 5 of our own... well 6 if you count our family friend Ratliff. He comes to our house a lot
Laura: Oh, so what are your kids name?
Mark: We have Riker, Rydel, Rocky, Ross & Ryland
Laura:(eyes widen) That's a lot of kids
Stormie: We know and they will be a handful but you'll love them and they'll love you
Laura:(takes a deep breathe) I sure hope so
At The Lynch's house
Lynch kids & Ratliff:(but Ross) (getting everything ready)
Rydel: I hope they're bringing in a girl
Ryland: I hope it's a boy
Riker & Rocky: Girl
Rydel: Why girl?
Rocky: Bc, what if she's hot? I could hook up with her
Riker: She'd never go out with you. She'll go out with me
Riker: No me!
Rocky: Me!
Riker & Rocky:(argue)
Ratliff:(rolls his eyes) Oh boy
Rydel: Ratliff or Ryland shut them up
Ryland:(nods and goes upstairs)
Rydel:(confused) How is that suppose to help!?
Ryland:(walks back down with an air horn and a set of headphone's on) (looks at Rydel & Ratliff) You might want to cover your eyes
Rydel & Ratliff:(does so)
Ryland:(puts it close to his arguing brothers and turns it on)
Riker & Rocky: AH!! (covers their ears and falls to the ground)
Ryland:(turns it off) MY work here is done
Rydel & Ratliff:(helps them up)
Rydel: You guys gotta stop fighting. Mom and dad are gonna be home soon
Ross:(walks downstairs mad) What the hell was that loud sound?! You guys mind shutting up!? God! (goes back upstairs)
Ratliff: Geez... I guess someone's on their period
everyone:(laughs)
Ross: I heard that!!
Ratliff: You were meant too!!!
Stormie & Mark:(walks in) Hey kids
Rydel:(runs up to them) Did you bring a girl? Oh please oh please oh please tell me you brought a girl!
Stormie:(giggles) Yes we did sweetie
Rydel: Yay! (smiles big jumping up and down)
Riker & Rocky: Yes! (does a happy dance)
Mark:(looks at them weirdly) What's up with my two weirdo sons?
Riker & Rocky: Hey!
Ratliff: They wanted to hook up with the girl you're bringing
Stormie: Oh okay then but Riker that's illegal for you. She's not over 18 yet
Riker: Awe man!
Rocky: Ha! She's all mine
Ryland: Where is the girl anyways?
Mark: Laura, come on in
Laura:(walks in) Hi guys (smiles and waves)
Rydel:(eyes widen) OMG! A girl! (runs up to Laura and hugs her)
Laura: Whoa! Um... hi? You must be Rydel
Rydel:(nods) Yup (pulls away) I am so happy to have a sister
Laura:(smiles)
Riker:(pushes Rydel out of the way) I'm Riker
Laura:(smiles) Hi
Rocky:(pushes him out of the way) And I'm Rocky, or you could say (whispers) Your love
Laura: Um... (laughs nervously) okay....
Riker:(hits him in the head) You idiot
Mark:(pulls them to him) okay that's enough
Ryland:(shakes Laura's hand) Hi, I'm Ryland
Laura: Nice to meet you
Ratliff: And I'm Ratliff. I'm just a friend of their's
Laura:(nods) Cool
Stormie: Where's Ross?
Riker: He's up in his room sucking faces with Maia
Stormie: Can you go get him please
Riker: Why me? Last time I went to get them Maia threw a book at me. A book!
Stormie: Please honey
Riker:(sighs) Fine but get the first aid kit ready for me (walks upstairs)
Laura: So where am I going to sleep?
Mark: Oh you'll be sleeping in--
Riker: Ow! (runs back downstairs with a cut on his forehead bleeding)
everyone: What happened?!
Riker: Well, this time Maia threw a lap at me
Stormie: Oh sweetie are you okay?
Riker: Um.. yeah
Stormie: Let's get that cleaned up (leads Riker into the kitchen)
Rydel: Ugh! I hate Maia! I hate her so much!
Mark: I know you hate her sweetie and I know every one of us but Laura does. Although she is Ross's girlfriend and we need to respect that. ROSS GET DOWN HERE!!!
Ross:(walks down) Ugh! What do you want?!
Mark: I want you to meet your new sister Laura
Laura:(waves) Hi (smiles)
Ross:(rolls his eyes) Yeah yeah whatever. Can I go now?
Mark:(rolls his eyes) fine, go
Ross: Finally (walks upstairs)
Laura: Well.... he's nice (sarcasm)
Mark: I am so sorry Laura, he can be... grumpy at some times
Rocky: More like all the time! All he does in his life is sleep with Maia
Mark: Rocky enough!
Rocky: Sorry but I'm just saying. It's true
Mark: I don't care if it's true or not. Maia makes Ross happy and we need to respect that. No matter how rude she is to us, she makes Ross happy
Laura: So... where do I sleep again?
Rocky & Ryland: Not it! (runs away)
Rydel:(rolls her eyes) Morons. I'll show you your room Laura
Laura:(nods) Okay (grabs her bag)
Rydel: Follow me (leads Laura up to her room)
In Ross's room
Ross & Maia:(making out)
Maia:(pulls away) What were you and your dad talking about downstairs?
Ross: Nothing important
Maia: No tell me
Ross: Um.. okay then. My dad wanted me to meet my new sister
Maia: Oh.. really? Your parents need another kid?
Ross:(shrugs) I guess so
Maia: Whatever. Now... (smirks) Where were we?
Ross:(smirks) Oh I think I know (leans down and kisses her)
Maia:(smiles kissing back)
Ross & Maia:(makes out again)