Ring, ring
"What?"
"Are you still mad about the joke yesterday?"
"Yes."
"What can I do to regain your friendship?"
"I mean, you could start by never telling that joke again, ever."
"I mean, besides that. It's kinda a must for me to never talk about that joke again."
"Hhm.... What should I ask for?"
"I'll do anything to regain your trust!"
"Woah, calm it down Edward."
"Who's Edward."
"You know, Edward Cullen, the Twilight guy."
"No..."
"I don't know if I should feel happy or sad that you don't get that reference."
"Why don't you know what to feel."
"I would feel sad because you don't get my reference, but happy because it was an awful series."
"Oh."
"Yeah."
"..."
"..."
"So what do you want?"
"You better write this down."
"I've got my pencil ready."
"Okay, you have to buy a single white rose, a maroon color lipstick, and a dark chocolate bar. Think you got it?"
"No."
Beeeeep
"What?"