Misfits

By bluebird0904

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"Hello?" "Is your house on fire?" "No...?" "Man, I thought it was because you're so dang hot." "I think you... More

A c e r v u l i n e
A d r o i t
B l e l l u m
B o r d e r e a u
C a l l i p y g i a n
C a l l o w
C h a n t p l e u r e
D a e d a l i a n
D i o s c u r i c
D i v i s i
E f f e r v e s c e
E f f l u v i u m
F o r m u l a i c
F u s i l l a d e
G o s s a m e r
G r a z i o s o
H e l i o t r o p e
H u b r i s
I l l u s o r y
I m m u r e
I n c e n s e
I n o c u l a t e
J a u n t
J e j u n e
K i s m e t
K n e l l
L a c e r a t e
L a s s i t u d e
L o c h e t i c
M a g i s t e r a l
M a r c e s c e n t
N e p e n t h e
O e u v r e
O p u s c u l u m
P a l a t i a l
P a l a v e r
P a u c i t y
P s i t t a c i s m
Q u e r e n c i a
R e c i p r o c i t y
R e v e r i e
S a b l e
S a n g f r o i d
S o b r i q u e t
S o u b r e t t e
S p l i c e
S t a s i s
S u r r e p t i t i o u s
S u s s u r o u s
S w a i n
S w a t h
S y l p h
S y n c h r o n i c i t y
S y n e c d o c h e
S y z y g y
T a c e n d a
T a l i s m a n
V a c i l l a t e
Authors Note
K o n e c
B o n u s 1
B o n u s 2
B o n u s 3
B o n u s 4
B o n u s 5
B o n u s 6
B o n u s 7
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By bluebird0904

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Shoo, pesky fly. No one wants you here.

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"You know it takes serious skills to fall over flat surfaces."

"I just realized what you meant when you said you fell."

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"I just wanted you to know that I feel awful."

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