Luke:
Sitting at the table, you silently read a book you had bought, waiting for Luke to arrive home. After a few hours of quality reading time, you heard the door open, and several pairs of footsteps come into the house and down the hall towards you as male voices chattered excitedly. Even though you had been impatient at first, your book was just getting to the good part, so you didn't get up to greet Luke like you normally would.
"Y/N?" Luke called from the hallway.
"In here," you yelled back, not bothering to look up.
"Hey, whatcha reading?" Luke asked.
"A book, where did your friends go?" You asked, finally looking up to see an open room.
"What friends?" Luke asked, his face scrunching up in confusion.
"Don't lie to me, I know you're lying, whenever you do your left eye twitches," you smirk, turning back to your book.
"I'm not lying, I didn't bring anybody over," Luke said guiltily.
"Fine then. When you walked in the door there were 3 or 4 pairs of footsteps, and all male voices. All of the footsteps seemed to be equally heavy, and the voices with Australian accents. I know that Michael and Ashton do stupid things for keek, so... MICHAEL, ASHTON, CALUM GET YOUR BUTTS IN HERE I CAN HEAR YOU GIGGLING FROM AROUND THE CORNER!" You screamed, causing Luke to almost fall off his chair.
"Damn," Calum said, walking in first.
"i think she's psychic," Michael, loudly whispered towards Ashton.
"Not psychic, observant and not stupid," you said turning back to your book.
You could see Calum going in to grab your shoulders from the reflection in Michaels sunglasses, "Calum I wouldn't suggest that if I were you," you said as your turned the page.
"AH!" he screeched backing away.
"We're just going to uhm," Ashton said wide eyed, tripping over a chair behind him.
"GO AWAY FROM THE POSSESSED TEENAGER!" Michael finished, running out of the room, Ashton right behind him.
"WHAT IS THAT ASHTON? I better go see what he needs," Calum said quickly rushing out.
"Go ahead," you said as you could see Luke confused about what to do next.
"Yes I'm sure," you rolled your eyes, and Luke flinched before walking out wordlessly. They were so predictable.
Michael:
You were a total prankster. Nothing was funnier than someones response to you messing with them, you did it so much that you were known for it at school. Once you moved in with Michael you stopped for a while not knowing how he would react, but you not planning or executing a prank was like a fish out of water, and soon enough, you were back into it. Not wanting to over-exert yourself on your first prank here, you decided that you should just stretch your figurative legs, and ease into it. You ended up rigging up the cabinets in the kitchen to scream whenever opened, and to put scary pictures of 5SOS in random places throughout the house.
Once Michael had left for work you gathered your supplies, and began taping the pictures you found all over the internet in the house. You put some in obvious places like the toilet seat, but others ended up in strange places like the back of picture frames, and under Michaels pillow. You then put sensors in the cabinets that triggered a screaming noise when they were opened. By the time you were done, you knew that Michael would be back in a few minutes, and pretended to be napping on the couch.
"Hey Michael, I'm gonna go to the bathroom," you heard Calum say as soon as the door opened.
"I think I'm going to go get something to drink, you want anything?" You heard Luke ask after Calum had left.
"Nah, I think I'm just going to go find Y/N," Michael replied, and you heard Luke head off towards the kitchen, and Michael towards you. Soon, the couch next to you dipped, and Michael turned on the TV, and played with your hair.
After a few seconds, you heard two high-pitched simultaneous screams followed by the shattering of glass.
"LUKE ARE YOU OKAY?" Michael asked, and you pretended to wake up as well.
"WHAT WAS THAT?" Luke shrieked from the kitchen.
"MICHAEL WHY IS THERE A PICTURE OF ME ON YOUR TOILET LID?" Calum yelled down the stairs, and he sounded beyond creeped out.
"WHAT?" Michael yelled, and Ashton who had been sitting on the chair gave you an amused look.
"Bro, I know we're close and all but seriously?" Calum asked, handing Michael the picture.
"I COULD USE SOME HELP IN HERE!" Luke screamed.
"SHUT UP LUKE!" Michael screamed, and Ashton got up to go and help him.
"I didn't put that there," Michael said disgusted, suddenly, both of their eyes turned to look at you.
"Y/N? Did you know about this?" Michael asked holding up the selfie Calum took.
"No, why would I?" You feigned innocence.
"It was definitely her mate. THAT'S CREEPY!" Calum screeched, jumping away from you.
"Should I assume that you were responsible for the kitchen incident as well?" Michael asked, raising an eyebrow.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH! WHY DID YOU OPEN IT AGAIN!" You heard Ashton screech after the telltale scream of the cabinet, causing Michael and Calum to turn their heads, allowing you to slip up towards the stairs.
"THIS MEANS WAR Y/N!" You heard Michael yell after you before heading towards the kitchen with Calum.
Ashton:
"HYDROGEN, HELIUM, LITHIUM, BERYLLIUM, BORON, CARBON, NITROGEN, OXYGEN!" You yelled, staggering around the living-room with a heavy textbook on your head.
"Y/N what in the world are you doing?" Ashton asked, lugging a heavy bag of groceries.
"Memorizing," you said, readjusting the book and closing your eyes.
"HYDROGEN, HELIU-," you began again.
"Y/N STOP!" Ashton yelled interrupting you.
"What can't a girl study some Chemistry around here?" You asked, crossing your arms in annoyance.
"That's irritating, and pointless," Ashton said plucking the book off of your messy book-head.
"It's not pointless," you cried, trying to reclaim the book from his arms, but he simply held it above his head.
"Then why are you trying to memorise the Periodic Table like a Disney Princess?" He said sassily.
"My teacher always told me that you had truly memorized something when you could yell it out while trying to balance a book on your head," you huffed.
"That doesn't explain WHY you are trying to memorize the ENTIRE PERIODIC TABLE!" Ashton sighed.
"Why not?" You asked shrugging.
"Because it's really WEIRD and NERDY!" He exclaimed.
"No, I'm just bored, and was making SIGNIFICANT PROGRESS BEFORE YOU TOOK AWAY MY BOOK!" You launched yourself at him again, trying to wrench the textbook from his iron grip.
"If you're that bored you could help me unload the car," Ashton offered with a sly grin.
"Nah, I'm good."
"You won't get this back until the car is unloaded."
"OUT OF MY WAY PEASANT I HAVE A CAR TO UNLOAD!"
Calum:
"OHMIGOSH OMIGOSH OMIGOSH!" You screeched rolling off of the couch in a shaking tear-streaked mess.
"Y/N? ARE YOU OKAY WHAT HAPPENED?" Calum came running in hearing the loud 'thump' of your body hitting the ground.
"NO IM NOT OKAY I WILL NEVER BE OKAY AGAIN!" You sobbed, clutching your phone tightly in your hands.
"WHAT? WHY? WHAT HAPPENED?" Calum asked, frantically searching the room for any sign of your distress.
"MADE IN THE AM... ONE DIRECTION.... MY LIFE WILL NEVER BE THE SAME!" You announced, rolling onto your back and facing the ceiling.
"Wait, this is just about One Directions new album?" Calum asked, looking both confused and relieved.
"Not JUST about the new album, this IS the new album, don't you understand?" You asked throwing your arms in the air.
"Frankly no, I will never understand women, I think this is weird," Calum gestured to your whole body.
"How do you think all of YOUR fans react?" You scoffed at him.
"Just because other people do the same thing doesn't mean I understand it," he pointed out, collapsing onto the couch.
"Fair enough, but if you would excuse me, I need to go listen to all of these until I can't hear anymore," you said, getting up and walking towards your room.
"DON'T GO DEAF!" Calum yelled after you.
"IT WOULD BE A PRIVILEGE TO GO DEAF BY ONE DIRECTION, I WOULDN'T HAVE IT ANY OTHER WAY!" You yelled back, already listening to the music on full blast.
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